Travels with David and Mark

“The show was spectacular. Breathtaking. It was and it was just joyful.”

“that was honestly such a special moment that we will never forget”

“If your idea of a brilliant holiday is slowing down for a couple of weeks, properly switching off, enjoying the ship itself, and treating the journey as part of the experience”

“The scale of it is fab. Like all the pyrochnics. And the jet skis going around soaking people.”

“It's so good. I challenge anyone to find a more talented cast than the ones doing Jewel Reality.”

“I'm calling BS because we know it was in here. It's not in here now. The only person that's been in here, as far as we're aware, is the housekeeper.”

“We were physically assaulted by this lady.”

“it reminds me of when you're sick and you've got nothing left in your stomach and that bile comes out”

“It was the fact that she went straight to violence full-blown anger and violence.”

“it smells like acid reflux acid reflux in a glass”