Treksio
🥈Expert CreatorTreksio description on YouTube:
Treksio is your home for cruise vlogs, cruise news, ship tours, cabin reviews, port adventures, and real cruise tips. You’ll also find Dockside Dish featuring Michelle Procopio, our weekly cruise news and commentary series covering the latest headlines, cruise line updates, industry drama, and can’t-miss stories from across the cruise world. We’re Jason, Michelle, and Davis — a real family exploring the world one sailing at a time. From Alaska to the Caribbean and beyond, we share honest cruise experiences, cinematic storytelling, onboard reviews, food, entertainment, and practical advice to help you plan smarter. Subscribe for new cruise videos every week.
We’ve analysed 97 of 139 videos so far.
Solid sample of Treksio's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 202634100%34 of 34100%34 of 34
- 20257090%63 of 70100%63 of 63
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“I thought today was one of the most perfect days of my life.”
“Was it worth it to me? A million percent.”
“It was a perfect day. It was so beautiful outside. It was a perfect The weather was perfect.”
“One of my favorite places to be on the Princess ship because these beds are second to none. It's like sleeping on a cloud.”
“Glacier Bay was the quiet we didn't know we needed. Mountain air, slow turns, and time to just breathe.”
“Is it worth $280? >> I say no.”
“A fly reportedly landed on the food at a passenger service station, and the food was not removed until the inspector intervened.”
“it still created exactly the kind of scene nobody wants near cruise day”
“Imagine waking up on debarcation morning, seeing land, being mentally halfway to the airport already, and then finding out nobody is getting off the ship because the terminal is under lockdown.”
“Passengers aboard Oasis of the Seas went through a full-blown overboard scare this week.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Treksio.
Buy Atlantis day passes directly from Atlantis if ship options are sold out.
Bring cash for taxis, as ATMs at the resort can have long lines.
Wear a swimsuit under clothes for easy water park access.
Bid on an upgrade for a better cabin experience.
Try the pasta at the buffet; it's surprisingly good.
Arrive early for karaoke as it fills up quickly.
Check CDC sanitation inspection scores before booking a cruise.
Keep shoes close to your chair on pool decks to avoid burns.
