Ministry Of Cruisetube - Letters L, M, N
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L is for Lido Deck. This is where many a cruiser will set up camp for the day.
M is for muster drill. Upon embarkation, one must become familiar with the muster procedure.
N is for norovirus. On ships, the virus means noro, not corona.
N is for no show. This is the cheeky chappie's way to save money on a solo voyage.
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This is a CruiseTube Educational Film. Welcome to Part 8 of the A–Z of Cruise Culture — the indispensable guide to surviving life at sea without embarrassing yourself, annoying everyone around you, or becoming THAT person. Because cruising isn’t just buffets and sunsets… It’s rules, rituals, unspoken etiquette… and absolute chaos if you get it wrong. In this episode, we tackle Letters L, M and N — three letters that quietly control your entire cruise experience… whether you realise it or not. Expect: The “rules” that nobody follows… but everyone enforces The onboard behaviours that separate seasoned cruisers from absolute liabilities The realities cruise lines don’t exactly advertise And a few things that might make you question your life choices at sea No spoilers. No fluff. Just the stuff you actually need to know. If you’ve ever: ⚓ Wondered how cruise ships really work ⚓ Been confused by cruise lingo ⚓ Or just want to avoid looking like a complete amateur onboard …this series is for you. And if you already think you know everything? Even better. 🎬 Watch the full A–Z Cruise Culture series: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4mWA9uvFVcI1-G3Sz01IMMIW9On37T12&si=D-lfkcbBTtc3U7GE ⚠️ New to CruiseTube? This isn’t your typical “top 10 tips” channel. No cabin tours. No fake smiles. No sponsored nonsense. Just honest, sometimes sarcastic, almost never educational takes on modern cruising. 📈 Want more like this? Subscribe and join the people who get it. 💬 Comment below: Which cruise habits annoy you the most? (Go on… get it off your chest) Next episode: Letters O, P and Q… And yes… it gets worse. Until then: Keep your lanyard visible, Your towel clips locked in, And try not to be an L, M or N-hole. Because remember… At sea, nobody can hear you passive aggressively sigh.