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Cruise Things That Are a Total Waste of Money

Professor Melissa
Professor Melissa
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πŸ‘οΈ 192K viewsπŸ“… 7 months ago⏱️ 15:11

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Editorial Summary

The creator, a university professor and frequent cruiser, provides a detailed guide on common cruise expenses that may not offer good value. She begins by analyzing the unlimited drink package, noting that the high daily cost and additional service fees often make paying a la carte a better option for those who do not drink heavily. Regarding spa services, she warns that treatments can often turn into high-pressure sales pitches for expensive products, though she suggests thermal suite passes as a more economical alternative. The video also addresses the shift from genuine room upgrades to paid upsells, which can sometimes result in less desirable cabin locations. For shore excursions, she recommends hiring private drivers to avoid the crowded and impersonal nature of cruise line tours. Additionally, she cautions against pre-paying for photo packages and warns that duty-free shopping is not always a financial bargain compared to prices on land. Finally, the creator discusses the rising costs of room service, the importance of checking Wi-Fi capabilities on older ships, and suggests bringing Ziploc bags to manage food availability during service gaps.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

How This Review Compares

This review's score for Royal Caribbean Group
Mild Gripe
All-time creator consensus for Royal Caribbean Group
A Nibble

This review is more critical than the all-time creator consensus.

What This Creator Said
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Veteran Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

The unlimited drink package it sells you a feeling. It sells you a feeling of freedom, that's right.

If you book a massage or a facial thinking you're going to experience zen and relaxation and comfort and calm, you know what really happens? You get your treatment which is usually not as long as you think cuz they count consultation time in there and then you get about a 15 minute high pressure sales pitch

Today when you get an email from a cruise line about an upgrade it's more of an upsell. So I actually always call them upsells. I refuse to call them upgrades.

I almost never do cruise line excursions... I get a private driver for the entire day. It's a built-in tour guide. They take me where I want to go on my own time... And the kicker, a lot of times... hiring a private driver is cheaper.

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Pay a la carte for drinks instead of buying an unlimited package unless you are a heavy drinker with many sea days.
βœ“Avoid pre-paying for large photo packages; wait to see the photos and buy individual ones if you love them.
βœ“Hire a private driver for shore excursions instead of booking cruise line excursions to save money and have more control.
βœ“Check the cruise line app for room service fees and look for free continental breakfast options.
βœ“Bring a Ziploc bag with snacks for times when food options are limited or closed.

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Missing the ship on an excursion β€” Book cruise line excursions for peace of mind, as the ship will wait for you if there are delays.
Overpaying for drink packages β€” Be honest about your drinking habits; most people don't break even on unlimited packages.

Questions This Creator Answers

QAre cruise line drink packages actually worth it?
QWhat are the common cruise add-ons that waste money?
QHow can you avoid overpaying for shore excursions?
QIs duty-free shopping on cruises really a good deal?
QWhat are the hidden costs of room service on cruises?

Topics Covered

Drink Package4 Sad BaconSpa Fitness3 Sad BaconCabin Suite4Β½ Sad BaconExcursions2Β½ Sad BaconValue Pricing4 Sad BaconDining Room Service3Β½ Sad BaconWifi Connectivity2 Sad Bacon

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