Cruise Things That Are a Total Waste of Money

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The creator, a university professor and frequent cruiser, provides a detailed guide on common cruise expenses that may not offer good value. She begins by analyzing the unlimited drink package, noting that the high daily cost and additional service fees often make paying a la carte a better option for those who do not drink heavily. Regarding spa services, she warns that treatments can often turn into high-pressure sales pitches for expensive products, though she suggests thermal suite passes as a more economical alternative. The video also addresses the shift from genuine room upgrades to paid upsells, which can sometimes result in less desirable cabin locations. For shore excursions, she recommends hiring private drivers to avoid the crowded and impersonal nature of cruise line tours. Additionally, she cautions against pre-paying for photo packages and warns that duty-free shopping is not always a financial bargain compared to prices on land. Finally, the creator discusses the rising costs of room service, the importance of checking Wi-Fi capabilities on older ships, and suggests bringing Ziploc bags to manage food availability during service gaps.
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The unlimited drink package it sells you a feeling. It sells you a feeling of freedom, that's right.
If you book a massage or a facial thinking you're going to experience zen and relaxation and comfort and calm, you know what really happens? You get your treatment which is usually not as long as you think cuz they count consultation time in there and then you get about a 15 minute high pressure sales pitch
Today when you get an email from a cruise line about an upgrade it's more of an upsell. So I actually always call them upsells. I refuse to call them upgrades.
I almost never do cruise line excursions... I get a private driver for the entire day. It's a built-in tour guide. They take me where I want to go on my own time... And the kicker, a lot of times... hiring a private driver is cheaper.
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