How I’d Fix P&O Ventura: 10 Changes That Would Transform This Ship
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The beige battle cruiser is firmly established, middle-aged, middle of the road, and comfortable in its own skin.
The worst designed buffet on the water. A million tiny cramped servies that are closed in figure eights with two ways in, one way out and no way of knowing which way round to go.
It's a sad little room in a horrible location. I mean, getting married is something that you'll only do four or five times.
The Ventura crew are dead behind the eyes. They don't want to be there, limply waving a flag under a cloud of sadness.
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The Beige Battle Cruiser - P&O Ventura! Comfortable. Familiar. Firmly set in its ways. There’s a lot to like about this ship — and for many people, it’s exactly what they want. But spend enough time onboard, and the cracks begin to show. From baffling design decisions and outdated spaces, to missed opportunities that could transform the entire onboard experience, Ventura feels like a ship frozen somewhere between 1992 and, well... 1993.. This isn’t a review. This is a refit wish list. If I had control of Ventura’s next dry dock, these are the ten changes I’d make. Some fixes are obvious. Some are realistic. Some are probably never happening. But every single one would make Ventura a better ship. Here, ladies and gentlemen… WE GO! — ⚓ This video is part of my full Ventura series, including the main review, dining, entertainment, gym, and more. 📍 Filmed onboard P&O Cruises Ventura 🎥 New cruise tubes twice each week Subscribe for honest, sarcastic, and brutally truthful cruise reviews.