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One Of The Strangest Cruises We've Ever Taken

Cruise With Ben and David
Cruise With Ben and David
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πŸ‘οΈ 230K viewsπŸ“… 6 months ago⏱️ 1:09:09

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Editorial Summary

The creators document their experience aboard the Mein Schiff 4, a German cruise line marketed as a premium all-inclusive alternative to Celebrity Cruises. While they initially find the check-in process easy and the family cabin spacious, the trip quickly presents several challenges. The creators highlight a significant language barrier, noting that most signage, announcements, and entertainment are in German, which occasionally leads to logistical issues like missing customs deadlines in Abu Dhabi. They describe the ship's design as disjointed, with some areas feeling modern while others appear dated or reminiscent of a ferry. Dining experiences receive mixed reviews; while specialty restaurants like the Asian Hanami provided high-quality meals, the main dining room and buffet were criticized for slow service, inconsistent food quality, and overly salty dishes. Additionally, the creators note a pervasive smell of cigarette smoke due to smoking being permitted on balconies. They conclude that while the cruise offered good value at approximately 500 dollars per night for three people, the lack of cohesive entertainment, slow service, and perceived coldness from other passengers meant they would not book with this cruise line again.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.

What This Creator Said
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πŸ‘¦ Best for Family (Teens)Asia Β· Winter Β· 7 nightsFrom DubaiVeteran Cruiser

Source: Our analysis of the creator's lived experience, based on what they said in this video.

Creator's Key Takeaways

This has to be one of the strangest cruises we've ever taken, we gave it a chance but we were thoroughly disappointed.

We were sort of sold this is the German celebrity cruise line. So, that sort of higher level. So far has nothing on Celebrity.

It's been a bit of a disaster that way. But you know what? The only thing that matters is that I've spent time with our family, me, David, and Oscar, and it's been wonderful.

There's not a chance in hell that I'm coming back on this cruise line cuz it's just not for us.

Creator's Tips & Advice

βœ“Download the Tui Mine Chief app before boarding to access English information.
βœ“Bring a European socket adapter for your devices.
βœ“Use Google Translate with the German language pack to navigate menus and signs.
βœ“Be aware that smoking is allowed on balconies and in many outdoor areas.
βœ“Consider booking specialty dining packages for better food options.

πŸ†•New to Cruising? This Creator Addresses:

Navigating a German-speaking ship β€” Download translation apps and the ship's app in advance; use Google Translate for menus and signs.
Extra charges for coffee, room service, and lost key cards β€” Be aware of the rules; use the included coffee pod per day and keep your key card safe.
Finding seats in busy areas β€” Go to dining or buffet areas early to secure a table, as they get very crowded.

Questions This Creator Answers

QIs the Tui Cruises Mine Chief 4 a premium cruise experience?
QWhat are the strange rules and extra charges on this German cruise line?
QHow is the food quality on board?
QWhat is the service like on this cruise?
QIs this cruise suitable for English-speaking travelers?

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Port Highlights

Dubai1 Happy Bacon
Abu Dhabi2Β½ Happy Bacon
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