The Big Nude Cruise: An Update on the Most Controversial Vacation Ever

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Melissa, a university professor and cruise enthusiast, provides an update on several significant developments within the cruise industry. She begins by highlighting Celebrity Cruises, noting that the Celebrity Ascent and Millennium received four star ratings in the 2025 For Travel Guide Star Awards. The report then shifts to health concerns, specifically a norovirus outbreak affecting nearly 170 passengers and crew on Holland America's Rotterdam during a Panama Canal cruise. Regarding port updates, Carnival is establishing Norfolk, Virginia, as a year round homeport for the Carnival Sunshine. Conversely, the city of Nice, France, has implemented a ban on large cruise ships carrying more than 900 passengers to combat overtourism and environmental issues. Looking toward the future, Alaska is anticipating record breaking cruise seasons for 2025 and 2026, with MSC Cruises set to make its Alaskan debut. Finally, the creator discusses a clothing optional cruise organized by Bare Necessities on a Norwegian Cruise Line ship. She clarifies that while passengers can be nude in most areas, clothing is required in indoor dining rooms and towels must be used in the buffet for hygiene. The cruise focuses on body positivity rather than being a themed adult cruise.
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I'm Melissa a university Professor who loves to cruise and who loves to talk ship
Celebrity Ascent or Millennium might be worth checking out
I just got off Carnival marra where I think a third of our ship got sick
people for the love of God wash your hands
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