The WORST Cruise We've EVER Taken

Editorial Summary

The creators document a 48-hour cruise aboard the Margaritaville Paradise, noting it is the oldest and cheapest ship they have ever experienced. After traveling via the Brightline train to the Port of Palm Beach, they describe a check-in process that includes weighing all luggage. The creators provide a tour of the vessel, characterizing the decor as extremely dated and reminiscent of the 1990s. They highlight several issues, including a dirty buffet, a broken elevator, and a cabin with a door hanging off the wall and a noticeable odor. While they find the gym equipment modern and the main dining room bright, they express frustration with the archaic safety briefing that prioritized women and children during emergencies. Despite much of the experience being described as disappointing and feeling more like a ferry than a cruise, they conclude that the production show was high quality and the pizzeria offered delicious food. They ultimately advise that this specific cruise is better suited for a quick getaway or a booze cruise rather than those seeking luxury or modern amenities.

Written by TripBacon from this video's transcript.