Adam Hattan

“Brilliant. Loved it. Out of five. Five.”

“Overall, a fivestar plus. Happy holidays one and all.”

“I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is the most beautiful beach I have ever been to in my entire life.”

“Outstanding. Amazing. I loved it so so much.”

“It's exceptional. It's really exceptional. Universal has been stepping up their game year over year, but this is another level.”

“The room was not clean by any stretch of the imagination. Like even the towels this morning had holes in them and stains on them.”

“It felt like a money-making machine. It's like get them in, get them up, get them back, get them out.”

“I have found two hairs in the bed. Haven't slept in it yet, so they're not mine.”

“I am going to give a very rare a very very rare one out of five. One out of five.”

“this is not nice this is actually terrifying oh my god oh dear oh no when you go fossil speakers it's very scary”