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Beach Please

Beach Please

πŸ₯ˆExpert Creator
510 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon612 Total Videos on YouTube10K subscribers

Beach Please description on YouTube:

Hey Beaches!! Welcome to the channel! We are Mike and Betsy, and we love to cruise! We would love to have you on a group cruise adventure with us! Be sure to check out our live show weekly on Thursdays at 6pm Pacific, 9pm Eastern. Cheers Beaches!!πŸ₯‚

Catalogue CoverageDeep coverage
Deep coverage Β· Beach Please

We’ve analysed 510 of 612 videos so far.

Published
510
analysed and live on Trip Bacon
On YouTube
612
total catalogue
Catalogue coverage83%

Comprehensive read on Beach Please's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.

Annual Activity
Beach Please’s output Β· year over year

How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?

YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related Γ· discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed Γ· cruise-related)
  1. 2026
    30
  2. 2025
    67
  3. 2024
    95
  4. 2023
    106
  5. 2022
    111
  6. 2021
    98
  7. 2020
    37
  8. 2019
    34
  9. 2018
    27
Heat scale
0% β†’ 100%β€œDiscovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.
Live Reviews

What Creators Are Saying About Beach Please

Topic-by-topic creator consensus

Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score β€” 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.

Strongest Praise
Balcony Cabins
37 mentions
Biggest Critique
Wi-Fi
13 mentions

Dining

Main Dining
A Nibble86 video mentions
Specialty Dining
Solid Strip123 video mentions
Top
Buffet
A Nibble70 video mentions
Room Service
Solid Strip3 video mentions

Cabins

Interior Cabins
A Nibble32 video mentions
Balcony Cabins
Seriously Tasty37 video mentions
Top
Suites
A Nibble14 video mentions

Entertainment

Shows
Solid Strip51 video mentions
Nightlife
Solid Strip88 video mentions
Casino
Solid Strip10 video mentions
Activities
Solid Strip221 video mentions
Top

Deck & Recreation

Pool Deck
Solid Strip67 video mentions
Water Park
Solid Strip52 video mentions
Kids & Family
Solid Strip99 video mentions
Spa & Fitness
Solid Strip32 video mentions

Ship & Crew

Ship Condition
Solid Strip86 video mentions
Embarkation
Solid Strip64 video mentions
Crew & Service
Solid Strip212 video mentions

Value & Logistics

Booking
Solid Strip177 video mentions
Value
A Nibble111 video mentions
Excursions
Solid Strip212 video mentions
Wi-Fi
Barely Crispy13 video mentions
Loyalty Program
A Nibble64 video mentions
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon β€” creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon β€” creators took issue with this
Meh β€” no strong opinion either way

Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = β€œmeh”, 5 = β€œbacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.

About our Bacon Score methodology

Who’s this ship for?

How the ship rates with different travel parties.

Couples
81%
Loved
Families (Young Kids)
76%
Great fit
Best Match
Families (Teens)
83%
Loved
Groups
79%
Great fit

Consensus Seals

Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.

First-Timer Friendly
Highly rated by first-time cruisers

What Creators Are Saying

Selected quotes from our creator panel.

The Good

β€œThis really was the best thing we ate on this cruise, probably on the last few cruises we've been on, honestly.”

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β€œWe're standing out in the balcony and the sunset looks beautiful”

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β€œas soon as you get off the as soon as i stepped on the ship i was like nippy and the crew is like right there as you get on and they're all jumping up and down and they're yelling and they're so happy to see you”

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β€œThe show was awesome.”

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β€œEvery cruise is another adventure.”

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The Watch-outs

β€œThat's disgusting.”

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β€œstay away from fire stick plants they can cause blindness and they can put you in a lot of pain”

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β€œthis is the stupidest thing on the planet just eat the rest of that one”

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β€œThe nastiest shot we ever had was at Guys Pig and anchor.”

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β€œI'm probably flipping you off cuz I know this is disgusting.”

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Pro Tips From Creators

The most-shared advice for Beach Please.

  1. If you want to grab our shirts, head on over to the Etsy store.

  2. Book a weekend cruise during school time for fewer kids and more adult activities.

  3. Arrive early for Royal Cabana Cay games to avoid long waits for tables.

  4. Bring flip-flops to avoid hot pool decks.

  5. Tip your room steward generously.

  6. Send in your own cocktail corner videos for the show.

  7. Check in right at 9:00 p.m. if you are Pacific or midnight if you are East Coast time to get the best boarding time.

  8. Get your muster drill and show reservations done right away to avoid missing out.

Videos (510)