Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 803 of 961 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Dorks
So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.
Keeping Up With The Griffins
He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.
New York Dan
It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.
CruiseTalesToday
Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.
LetsTalkShip
The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.
Eddie
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Guys, happy 4th of July. Happy 4th of July, guys.”
“This is our excursion, guys. It's on. Really? It's on? That is the coolest thing. This is like the coolest thing ever.”
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“honestly, this is my favorite part of Coco Cay. The Hideaway Beach, the sand, it's just fabulous.”
“I mean I feel like the camera doesn't even do it justice. It is just It's amazing.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Take it easy on day one to avoid a hangover.
Be careful with drinks containing grenadine and amaretto; they can cause a heavy hangover.
Use the shade controls to block sun while still seeing the water by stopping the shade halfway down.
If you have the drink package on the last morning, you can still ask for sparkling water.
Try the Apex roll at Raw on 5; it is a must-get.
You can negotiate discounts at specialty dining; the creator secured 20% off.
Get an iced coffee if you are getting off the ship to avoid it getting too hot to drink.
Get to Port Everglades early to avoid parking horror stories.
Videos (803)
4:19CRUISE COUNTDOWN!!!! 2 WEEKS TILL THE CARNIVAL FREEDOM🍻 🇺🇸
6:01VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC * JANUARY 2022 CRUISE * WE’RE HOME 🏡
18:31CARNIVAL MAGIC * JANUARY 2022 CRUISE * SEA DAY FRUIT FLY BATTLE!
22:48VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC * JANUARY 2022 CRUISE * COSTA MAYA
11:23VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC * JANUARY 2022 CRUISE * FIGHTING FRUIT FLIES & BELIZE !
18:26VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC * COZUMEL * HOT TUB * RED FROG PUB 🍻* MEGA DECK PARTY 🎉
3:11TourJIMS TERRIBLE ROOM TOUR 🍻 CARNIVAL MAGIC * COVE BALCONY 2427
16:13VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC * JANUARY 2022 CRUISE * SEA DAY DRUNKENNESS 🍻
19:44VlogBOARDING DAY NIGHTMARE! CARNIVAL MAGIC* JANUARY 2022 CRUISE * PIRATE ATTACK 🏴☠️* SEAFOOD SHACK 🍤
11:06VlogCARNIVAL ELATION 2021 CRUISE * MEDEVAC 🚁* BIMINI * SHARKS!🦈
5:03VlogCARNIVAL ELATION 2021 CRUISE * IT’S OVER 😩🎄🐶
11:34VlogCARNIVAL ELATION 2021 CRUISE * SEA DAY * CHEESECAKE * CUBA * ROOM SERVICE
16:04VlogCARNIVAL ELATION 2021 CRUISE * AMBER COVE * DOMINICAN REPUBLIC
15:50VlogCARNIVAL ELATION 2021 CRUISE * BOARDING DAY!!!! WE CHANGED ROOMS!!! U202 & M234 BALCONY ROOM TOUR
16:22VlogCARNIVAL ELATION 2021 CRUISE * SEA DAY!!! DRINKS IN PITCHERS 🍺
24:03ROYAL CARIBBEAN * MARINER OF THE SEAS 2021 HALLOWEEN CRUISE 🎃 * NASSAU * LAST DAY 🍩
14:19VlogROYAL CARIBBEAN * MARINER OF THE SEAS * 2021 HALLOWEEN CRUISE🎃👻 PERFECT DAY AT COCO CAY 🏖🍻
14:58VlogROYAL CARIBBEAN * MARINER OF THE SEAS*HALLOWEEN CRUISE 2021🎃👻 SEA DAY*JOHNNY ROCKETS*ICE SHOW
14:59ROYAL CARIBBEAN * MARINER OF THE SEAS!!! 2021 HALLOWEEN CRUISE! 🎃👻BOARDING DAY*8354 ROOM TOUR!!!
13:43VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC 2021 CRUISE!! DAY 5 BIMINI
2:57VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC 2021 CRUISE * ITS OVER 😩
13:51CARNIVAL MAGIC 2021 CRUISE!!!! STAYING ON THE SHIP IN NASSAU
13:31VlogCARNIVAL MAGIC 2021 CRUISE QUARANTINED in HALF MOON CAY!!!
14:13CARNIVAL MAGIC 2021 CRUISE SEA DAY 1!!!!