Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert Creator787 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon935 Total Videos on YouTube5K subscribers
Cruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
Royal Caribbean Group177 videosCarnival Cruise Line278 videosDisney Cruise Line52 videosPrincess Cruises99 videosCelebrity Cruises290 videos
Catalogue CoverageDeep coverage
Deep coverage · Cruise Dorks
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Published
787
analysed and live on Trip Bacon
On YouTube
935
total catalogue
Catalogue coverage84%
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
Annual Activity
Cruise Dorks’s output · year over year
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related ÷ discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed ÷ cruise-related)
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Heat scale
0% → 100%“Discovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.
Showing the most recent 10 years · 2 earlier years not shown.
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Strongest Praise
Suites
35 mentions
Biggest Critique
Wi-Fi
31 mentions
Dining
Main Dining
Barely Crispy57 video mentions
Specialty Dining
A Nibble68 video mentions
Top
Buffet
A Nibble103 video mentions
Room Service
Barely Crispy32 video mentions
Cabins
Interior Cabins
No strong opinion56 video mentions
Balcony Cabins
A Nibble58 video mentions
Suites
Solid Strip35 video mentions
Top
Entertainment
Shows
A Nibble116 video mentions
Nightlife
A Nibble64 video mentions
Casino
No strong opinion27 video mentions
Low
Activities
A Nibble72 video mentions
Top
Deck & Recreation
Pool Deck
Barely Crispy84 video mentions
Water Park
A Nibble21 video mentions
Kids & Family
Barely Crispy134 video mentions
Spa & Fitness
Barely Crispy13 video mentions
Ship & Crew
Ship Condition
No strong opinion299 video mentions
Embarkation
No strong opinion73 video mentions
Crew & Service
Barely Crispy393 video mentions
Value & Logistics
Booking
Barely Crispy378 video mentions
Value
No strong opinion253 video mentions
Low
Excursions
No strong opinion72 video mentions
Wi-Fi
Slight Frown31 video mentions
Low
Loyalty Program
Barely Crispy141 video mentions
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon — creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon — creators took issue with this
Meh — no strong opinion either way
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Best Match
Couples
66%
Great fit
Families (Young Kids)
59%
Solid choice
Groups
65%
Great fit
No consensus seals earned yet
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
The Good
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
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“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
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“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
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“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
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“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
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The Watch-outs
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
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“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
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“This is horrible.”
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“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
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“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
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Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
12:15VlogANOTHER STAR of the SEAS CRUISE??!! CARNIVAL ADDS MORE GAMBLING CRUISES! 🎰 MSC ADDS YACHT CLUB!
🥈 · 446 views · 1 years ago
Positive
17:55VlogYOUNG CRUISE COUPLE ARRESTED!! THE PISSER WINS!!💰HEALD GETS PISSED!🥂
🥈 · 569 views · 1 years ago
Positive
11:29VlogYouTuber ARRESTED!! * CARNIVAL STAYS FAMILY FRIENDLY * STAR of the SEAS SHOWING OFF 🌟 #cruisenews
🥈 · 555 views · 1 years ago
Positive
17:33VlogHAPPY MEMORIAL DAY🇺🇸 ROYAL FIGHT IN COCO CAY!! GETTING READY FOR MSC WORLD AMERICA!!WE’RE FIGHTING…
🥈 · 957 views · 1 years ago
Positive
25:57VlogCELEBRITY ASCENT * GROUP CRUISE!!! SAINT MAARTEN 🍹🍻☀️🏖️
🥈 · 2K views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
13:13VlogCARNIVAL CRUISERS BEING SNEAKY … GRAND TURK SAYS NO TO ENCHANTED PRINCESS 🤧 #cruisenews
🥈 · 469 views · 1 years ago
Positive
23:02VlogMSC SIMPLIFIES DINING * CARNIVAL SAVES THE DAY 🐾 ROYAL DOES IT AGAIN 🙄 TIPPING CONTINUES 💵
🥈 · 559 views · 1 years ago
Positive
16:24VlogCARNIVAL’S ADULT ONLY CASINO 🎰 CRUISE!! TODD & AL WERE IN!💈TIPPING ISSUES 💸 #cruisenews
🥈 · 620 views · 1 years ago
Positive
12:24VlogROYAL CRUISE OVERSOLD AGAIN!! STAR OF THE SEAS IS IN THE WATER * MSC ORDERS NEW SHIPS!
🥈 · 602 views · 1 years ago
Positive
2:16:53VlogSUNSET LIVE!! BOURBON & BEIGNETS * TALKING GROUP CRUISES!!
🥈 · 956 views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
19:03VlogDUDE GOES NUTS IN CASINO 🎰 GRADUATION CRUISE TRAGEDY * COUPLE GETS CAUGHT STEALING * CRUISE CLIMBER
🥈 · 634 views · 1 years ago
Positive
29:28VlogCELEBRITY ASCENT * GROUP CRUISE * SAINT THOMAS!🍹WE GOT LEFT ON THE MOUNTAIN!!
🥈 · 2K views · 1 years ago
Positive
22:48VlogROACHES🪳ON CARNIVAL VENEZIA!! CARNIVAL CRUISERS DENIED BOARDING! PERFECT DAY MEXICO UPDATES 🍻CIGS??
🥈 · 605 views · 1 years ago
Critical
21:09VlogCRUISE CRIME RATES ARE UP!!! MSC PROPELLER ISSUES… #cruisenews
🥈 · 448 views · 1 years ago
Critical
12:31VlogMURDER UPDATE*DOG EATS AT BUFFET*HEALD WON’T BE ON OUR GROUP CRUISE * MIRACLE GETS DIVE IN MOVIES🍿
🥈 · 494 views · 1 years ago
Positive
15:45VlogCARNIVAL HEADS 🎡 CARNIVAL CONQUEST FLOODS! CARNIVAL MIRACLE STILL DIRTY! NO SPIRITUAL CLEANSING 🫖
🥈 · 601 views · 1 years ago
Critical
24:44VlogROYAL CANCELLED HAITI 🇭🇹 CELEBRITY ADDS MORE ROOMS * CRUISE SCAMS * NO UPSIDE DOWN 🍍 * GROUP CRUISES
🥈 · 622 views · 1 years ago
Positive
25:49VlogGROUP CRUISE!!! CELEBRITY ASCENT * PUERTO PLATA🍹☀️
🥈 · 2K views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
26:33VlogWE GOT GIFTS!! PRINCESS DRINK PACKAGE CHANGES…LADY RODE DIRTY IN BERMUDA! COZUMEL LOWERS TAXES 💰
🥈 · 659 views · 1 years ago
Positive
20:19VlogMURDER ON A CRUISE SHIP! NEW BEACH RESORT IN FREEPORT * 11 CREW ARRESTED * HAWAII CRUISE TAX HIKE!
🥈 · 749 views · 1 years ago
Positive
16:36VlogGROUP CRUISE!!! CELEBRITY ASCENT 🍹 SEA DAY!!!
🥈 · 2K views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
32:44VlogJIM’S NICKNAME REVEAL! FIRE 🔥 IN NASSAU CRUISE PORT!! PORT CANAVERAL 500 MILLION DOLLAR GLOW UP 🙌🏻
🥈 · 722 views · 1 years ago
Highly Positive
37:39VlogINFLUENCERS GET CAUGHT SMUGGLING ON CARNIVAL!!! WHATS UP WITH VEGGIE BURGERS 🍔 ST. THOMAS IS RISKY!?
🥈 · 711 views · 1 years ago
Positive
27:35VlogREAL ID MADNESS!!!🤯 C’MON NURO VIRUS 🦠 LAST NIGHT OF GUESSING 🤔 WE HAD A GOOD OLD CATCH💈 ⚾️
🥈 · 646 views · 1 years ago
Positive