Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert Creator787 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon935 Total Videos on YouTube5K subscribers
Cruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
Royal Caribbean Group177 videosCarnival Cruise Line278 videosDisney Cruise Line52 videosPrincess Cruises99 videosCelebrity Cruises290 videos
Catalogue CoverageDeep coverage
Deep coverage · Cruise Dorks
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Published
787
analysed and live on Trip Bacon
On YouTube
935
total catalogue
Catalogue coverage84%
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
Annual Activity
Cruise Dorks’s output · year over year
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related ÷ discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed ÷ cruise-related)
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Heat scale
0% → 100%“Discovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.
Showing the most recent 10 years · 2 earlier years not shown.
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Strongest Praise
Suites
35 mentions
Biggest Critique
Wi-Fi
31 mentions
Dining
Main Dining
Barely Crispy57 video mentions
Specialty Dining
A Nibble68 video mentions
Top
Buffet
A Nibble103 video mentions
Room Service
Barely Crispy32 video mentions
Cabins
Interior Cabins
No strong opinion56 video mentions
Balcony Cabins
A Nibble58 video mentions
Suites
Solid Strip35 video mentions
Top
Entertainment
Shows
A Nibble116 video mentions
Nightlife
A Nibble64 video mentions
Casino
No strong opinion27 video mentions
Low
Activities
A Nibble72 video mentions
Top
Deck & Recreation
Pool Deck
Barely Crispy84 video mentions
Water Park
A Nibble21 video mentions
Kids & Family
Barely Crispy134 video mentions
Spa & Fitness
Barely Crispy13 video mentions
Ship & Crew
Ship Condition
No strong opinion299 video mentions
Embarkation
No strong opinion73 video mentions
Crew & Service
Barely Crispy393 video mentions
Value & Logistics
Booking
Barely Crispy378 video mentions
Value
No strong opinion253 video mentions
Low
Excursions
No strong opinion72 video mentions
Wi-Fi
Slight Frown31 video mentions
Low
Loyalty Program
Barely Crispy141 video mentions
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon — creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon — creators took issue with this
Meh — no strong opinion either way
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Best Match
Couples
66%
Great fit
Families (Young Kids)
59%
Solid choice
Groups
65%
Great fit
No consensus seals earned yet
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
The Good
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
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“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
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“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
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“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
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“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
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The Watch-outs
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
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“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
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“This is horrible.”
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“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
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“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
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Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
0:10HAVE AN AMAZING CRUISE!! EVERYBODY ON THE NORWEGIAN AQUA!!🍻🥂🍹🏖️ @norwegiancruiseline #life
· 2K views · 10 months ago
23:51VlogCARNIVAL’S GOT DOGS!🐶 SCOTTISH TREATS! PROTECT THE CORAL🪸 SPEAKERS IN THE MDR?
🥈 · 568 views · 10 months ago
Highly Positive
18:07VlogDUDE GOT SLUGGED ON CARNIVAL😂 CRUISER LOST 45k * CARNIVAL’S TRYING A NEW COFFEE MONEY GRAB ☕️
🥈 · 675 views · 10 months ago
Critical
20:41VlogCELEBRITY’S SOLSTICE CLASS GETTING A GLOW UP🙌🏻🥂 FIRE ON PRINCESS & PROPULSION ISSUES?!!!
🥈 · 566 views · 10 months ago
Positive
43:52VlogNCL CRUISE SHIP POWER OUTAGE! IS RAP REALLY BANNED CARNIVAL??? NO DUCKS IN CENTRAL PARK ON ROYAL!🦆
🥈 · 814 views · 10 months ago
Highly Positive
15:52VlogTITANIC 2 * PAPERLESS SHORE EXCURSIONS * NCL AQUA CANCELS PRINCE #cruisenews
🥈 · 516 views · 10 months ago
Positive
0:31VlogLOVE my Halara Dress!!! PERFECT CRUISE DRESS!! !🙌🏻#dress #halara #style #cruise #dress #celebrity
🥈 · 2K views · 10 months ago
Highly Positive
28:44VlogMSC WORLD AMERICA 🇺🇸 YACHT CLUB! STAYING ON THE SHIP IN COZUMEL ☔️ FABULOUS LA BRASSERIE DINNER 🥘
🥈 · 3K views · 10 months ago
Highly Positive
0:41SUSHI ON FIVE LUNCH ON BOARDING DAY IS A PARTY!! 🍣 #celebrityreflection #sushi #sushionfive
· 2K views · 10 months ago
24:29VlogCARNIVALS CELEBRATION KEY RELEASES MENUES!! WHAT THE DUCK??🦆
🥈 · 633 views · 10 months ago
Positive
10:53VlogCELEBRITY CRUISERS STUCK IN TURKEY 🦃 NEW CRUISING TV SHOW!! PHILLY IS TRASHED 🙄
🥈 · 600 views · 10 months ago
Critical
9:16VlogCRUISE BUS FIRE!! 🔥OUR ITINERARY GOT CHANGED!! MAN BLAMES CARNIVAL FOR SUNBURN 🥵 #cruisenews
🥈 · 648 views · 10 months ago
Critical
2:17VlogHUSBAND PACKS FOR A CRUISE! #packing #cruisenews #cruise #celebritycruise
🥈 · 2K views · 10 months ago
Mixed
31:43VlogCARNIVAL BANS RAP 🎶!!?? NCL CANCELS 41 CRUISES! WE GOTTA CRUISE COMING UP!!!🏖️🍻#cruisenews
🥈 · 969 views · 10 months ago
Positive
0:14SYMPHONY of the SEAS!! Arriving in Port Canaveral ☀️🏖️ #royalcaribbean #buddi #floridalife #life
· 1K views · 10 months ago
44:33VlogMSC WORLD AMERICA 🇺🇸 YACHT CLUB PARTY 🎉 HONDURAS 🇭🇳
🥈 · 3K views · 10 months ago
Highly Positive
1:09:45Vlog4th of July LIVE!!🇺🇸🍻Jim’s making stuff 🧀
🥈 · 1K views · 11 months ago
Highly Positive
10:54VlogLITTLE WOMAN FOUND IN JUNEAU ALASKA 🙏🏻❤️ MAYOR GETS TOLD TO BEAT IT by ROYAL!
🥈 · 409 views · 11 months ago
Positive
18:41VlogHAPPY 4th of JULY EVE!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 LADY IS MISSING IN ALASKA * GREECE LOOKIN FOR THE COME UP 💰
🥈 · 508 views · 11 months ago
Positive
21:57VlogSYMPHONY OF THE SEAS NEEDS NEW WINDOWS * CRUISING IS A BAD LOOK FOR CANNES *JIM’S AFRAID OF SPIDERS
🥈 · 461 views · 11 months ago
Positive
12:52VlogCARNIVALS CRAZY PRICES!! FALSE ADVERTISING!! 🚨 ROYAL BEACH CLUB PRICE CONFUSION!? #cruisenews
🥈 · 698 views · 11 months ago
Critical
22:59VlogCARNIVALS GOT COKE !!! DAD & DAUGHTER OVERBOARD ON DISNEY DREAM * PIER BACK OPEN IN PR 🇵🇷
🥈 · 539 views · 11 months ago
Positive
1:15:55TourMSC WORLD AMERICA * STAYING ON THE SHIP IN COSTA🍹MAYA! #16014 YACHT CLUB ROOM TOUR * LA BRASSIERE 🥂
🥈 · 4K views · 11 months ago
Highly Positive
0:16WHATS IN THE WATER? MSC WORLD AMERICA CRUISE SHIP CAM 🫣 #msccruises #worldamerica #scary
· 567 views · 11 months ago