Cruise Dorks
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Dorks description on YouTube:
Crazy Philly people who LOVE to Cruise!!!
We’ve analysed 787 of 935 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Dorks's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20267375%55 of 73100%55 of 55
- 202536086%308 of 360100%308 of 308
- 202421797%211 of 217100%211 of 211
- 20235190%46 of 51100%46 of 46
- 20228483%70 of 84100%70 of 70
- 20212488%21 of 24100%21 of 21
- 20202540%10 of 25100%10 of 10
- 20194789%42 of 47100%42 of 42
- 20182186%18 of 21100%18 of 18
- 20173100%3 of 3100%3 of 3
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“this is the most beautiful scene like ever ever ever love it I love the Dominican Republic”
“Sushi on Five on Summit is the best sushi we've had yet on any of”
“This is the sh- best ship in the world by far. It's not even close.”
“That might be the single best piece of pizza I ever had.”
“We had a great time. It was awesome. We had fun.”
“This woman is going to be permanently disfigured.”
“Absolute [ __ ] show, guys.”
“This is horrible.”
“Carnival sucks. Everyone knows it now.”
“Their ceiling burst. Their ceiling started raining on them, but guys, it wasn't water. Okay, it was kitchen waste.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Dorks.
Make sure you have your license, passport, or photo ID beside your key card when getting off the ship.
Keep food sealed to bring it on the ship.
If you order the bagels, put them under your body while sleeping to warm them up.
Take a picture or video of where you parked because you won't remember.
Ask for white rice with sushi; it's how the staff eats it.
Use the elite benefits for drinks and Wi-Fi if you don't have a package.
Get to Burl Brunch early to get Bloody Mary's.
Try Indian food on the ship even if you don't usually eat it.
Videos (787)
14:30VlogCELEBRITY CRUISES STILL IN CODE RED 🚨ROYAL CRUISE SHIP JUMPER GETS ARRESTED! NCL GETTING TOUGH 🔨
7:40VlogLIGHTNING STRIKES!!⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ CELEBRITY CHANGES BEYOND SCHEDULES & WE’RE STILL IN CODE RED!!🚨
18:23VlogCODE RED?!!🚨CELEBRITY CRUISES CANCELLED ??!!#cruisenews
42:06VlogGROUP CRUISE!!! CARNIVAL GLORY🍻CELEBRATION KEY☀️🍻🍹
19:55JIM’S FOOTBALL RANT 🦅 WE’RE FIGHTING ☺️ NEW CRUISE REVEAL!!!🥂
15:14VlogCARNIVALS NEW DRINK PACKAGE OPTION!! CELEBRITY RIVER CRUISE REVEAL 🥂 GO BIRDS 🦅
10:17VlogNO MORE CRAPS 🎲 ON CARNIVAL 🎡 PRINCESS CASINO 🎰 OFFER CHANGES & PORT SHOPPING 🛍️ #cruisenews
21:59VlogCARNIVAL RUINS CALYPSO BEACH…🙄 SS UNITED STATES STILL HAS A CHANCE!? JIM’S FOOTBALL 🏈 RANT!
9:14VlogLIVE FROM THE CAPE MAY FERRY!!🍺
54:11VlogCARNIVAL GLORY 🍻 GROUP CRUISE 🍻 BOARDING DAY 🍻 BOB IS BORN 😂
16:29VlogANOTHER ONE! BROKEN GLASS ON STAR of the SEAS !?!?! #cruisenews
16:48VlogCELEBRITY XCEL HAS A GODMOTHER! POWER FAILURE ON THE MSC WORLD EUROPA! #cruisenews
9:38VlogVILLA VIE’S NEW PRICING 💸 PORT CANAVERAL RAISING PARKING PRICES?? 💸 KIDS ON TABLES…🙄
25:43VlogIT’S OVER!!😩 DISEMBARKING THE CELEBRITY REFLECTION ☕️
11:08VlogCARNIVAL TILTED * ANOTHER MAN OVERBOARD * NOT SO PERFECT DAY MEXICO ☀️
33:33VlogCELEBRITY REFLECTION * BIMINI * GETTING DRUNK AT THE ELITE HAPPY HOUR 🍻🍸
22:15VlogA ROYAL RUMOR…. #cruisenews
32:28VlogWE’RE TALKIN CARNIVAL & Cruise News #cruisenews
16:08Vlog#cruisedorks #cruisenews
48:49VlogCELEBRITY REFLECTION * GETTING DRUNK IN KEY WEST 🍻
21:56VlogCARNIVAL GLORY 🍻 HERE WE COME!!!🎉☀️🌀DIRTY DIANA…🎶
17:58VlogJIM’S GOT TROPHIES 🏆 ROYAL’S GETTIN SUED 💸 WILL WE MAKE IT TO CELEBRATION KEY?🌀 MARDI GRAS SHORTS ☀️
26:44VlogWE STILL DON’T HAVE THE DRINK PACKAGE 😂 GO BIRDS 🦅 CUNARDS CHARGING FOR SHOWS * PRINCESS ❤️’s ALASKA
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