Cruise Monkeys
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Monkeys description on YouTube:
Welcome to the Cruise Monkeys channel, if you didn't know, we are bananas about cruising! We are a CLIA-registered travel agent. We’re not here to ‘influence’, we just love bringing you along on our adventures through our vlogs. More info 👇 We are British cruisers, based in the U.K. and we started cruising in 2014. We have now done over 40 cruises! When you watch our vlogs, we want you to feel you are on a cruise with us - these videos should give you a really good idea what day to day life on a cruise is like for us. While everyone is different and want different things from their cruises, we just love sharing our experiences with you as they happen.
We’ve analysed 385 of 423 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Monkeys's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“This was a magical moment. Everyone out on deck was excited. myself included.”
“we had an absolutely fantastic cruise and we can't wait to come back”
“we would definitely recommend it we would definitely do it again”
“we've had the most fun night ever it's been oh joy it's been so much fun it's been immense”
“i'm loving it all i'm loving this loving everything is great i'm happy as hell”
“we would never book this room again if we got choice”
“the noise is absolutely diabolical there is a gangway door above us there's another one directly below us and the noise is like bang bang bang bang”
“it's been horrendous for noise the the room itself is is lovely the bed is relatively comfy it's practical it's nice like that but the noise is absolutely diabolical”
“the smell of poo and rubbish is coming back in and sucking into the ship and it lingers”
“the room itself was lovely we didn't we didn't get much sleep let's put it that way honestly we were knackered”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Monkeys.
Book specialty dining early for better availability.
Consider rearranging dining times to enjoy evening deck activities.
Use the QR code on screen for cruise quotes.
For the itinerary with long excursions, pick one or the other and do the cruise again if possible.
If you can afford it, it's worth paying to pick your cabin number.
If you're not a big drinker, the drinks package probably isn't worth it.
Get your name on the group cruise wait lists if interested.
For a first time in Rome, consider an excursion due to the distance from the port.
Videos (385)
33:55VlogOur FIRST TIME in a Tuk Tuk - explore Málaga with us | Star Princess vlog episode 3
1:05:56TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #20 - 23rd November
32:22VlogSea day tour around the NEW Star Princess - PLUS we try O’Malleys & Crown Grill | Vlog Episode 2
38:18VlogEmbarkation EXCITEMENT! Boarding the Second-Ever Star Princess Cruise! | Vlog Episode 1
1:00:56TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #19 - 9th November
1:00:36ReviewCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #18 - 16th October - Back from Star Princess
16:12TourTour our LUXURY Sanctuary Mini-Suite on Star Princess - Stateroom number 10453
1:05TourWe’ve made it onboard the Star Princess #Princesscruises #Starprincess #Cruise
1:00:56VlogCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #17 - 12th October - Ready for Star Princess
1:04:56TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #16 - 28th September
44:45VlogA 2 night PARTY CRUISE in August on MSC Virtuosa - Party cruise from Southampton
0:21MSV Virtuosa Ocean View cabin 8145 #msccruises #mscvirtuosa #cruise #shorts
7:02TourIs this better than an Inside cabin? Our MSC Virtuosa Ocean View cabin tour - Junior Ocean View 8145
59:44TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #15 - 14th September
43:44TourFIRST LOOK at the newest cruise ship in the world | Virgin Voyages’ Brilliant Lady
1:03:31TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #14 - 31st August
1:08:57TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #13 - 17th August
29:46VlogOur LAST DAY - Wine Tasting and Afternoon tea onboard Fred. Olsen Borealis - Episode 10
1:13:02TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #12 - 3rd August
38:15VlogWe found the Northern Lights in Ålesund! | Fred. Olsen Borealis Cruise - Episode 9
1:07:28TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #11 - 20th July
29:15VlogExpensive but worth it? Fred. Olsen Borealis | Episode 8
39:35VlogA BUCKET LIST excursion in Tromso! 🐾 Husky Sledging tine! Fred. Olsen Borealis | Episode 7
29:06VlogCruising into Tromso, Afternoon Tea & Tiki Bar Surprise! Fred. Olsen Borealis | Episode 6