Cruise Monkeys
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Monkeys description on YouTube:
Welcome to the Cruise Monkeys channel, if you didn't know, we are bananas about cruising! We are a CLIA-registered travel agent. We’re not here to ‘influence’, we just love bringing you along on our adventures through our vlogs. More info 👇 We are British cruisers, based in the U.K. and we started cruising in 2014. We have now done over 40 cruises! When you watch our vlogs, we want you to feel you are on a cruise with us - these videos should give you a really good idea what day to day life on a cruise is like for us. While everyone is different and want different things from their cruises, we just love sharing our experiences with you as they happen.
We’ve analysed 385 of 423 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Monkeys's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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- 20257090%63 of 70100%63 of 63
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- 201933100%33 of 33100%33 of 33
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“This was a magical moment. Everyone out on deck was excited. myself included.”
“we had an absolutely fantastic cruise and we can't wait to come back”
“we would definitely recommend it we would definitely do it again”
“we've had the most fun night ever it's been oh joy it's been so much fun it's been immense”
“i'm loving it all i'm loving this loving everything is great i'm happy as hell”
“we would never book this room again if we got choice”
“the noise is absolutely diabolical there is a gangway door above us there's another one directly below us and the noise is like bang bang bang bang”
“it's been horrendous for noise the the room itself is is lovely the bed is relatively comfy it's practical it's nice like that but the noise is absolutely diabolical”
“the smell of poo and rubbish is coming back in and sucking into the ship and it lingers”
“the room itself was lovely we didn't we didn't get much sleep let's put it that way honestly we were knackered”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Monkeys.
Book specialty dining early for better availability.
Consider rearranging dining times to enjoy evening deck activities.
Use the QR code on screen for cruise quotes.
For the itinerary with long excursions, pick one or the other and do the cruise again if possible.
If you can afford it, it's worth paying to pick your cabin number.
If you're not a big drinker, the drinks package probably isn't worth it.
Get your name on the group cruise wait lists if interested.
For a first time in Rome, consider an excursion due to the distance from the port.
Videos (385)
1:03:02TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #10 - 29th June
44:29VlogDo we get left hanging in Narvik? Fred. Olsen Borealis In Search of the Northern Lights | Episode 5
1:05:56TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #9 - 15th June
27:39VlogPirates and Mutiny on Fred. Olsen Borealis as We Cross the Arctic Circle | Episode 4
24:04VlogThe FAMOUS Atlantic Ocean Road from Molde - Fred. Olsen Borealis | Episode 3
1:01:05TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #8 - 1st June
29:38VlogThe BEST Spa at Sea? + Silent Disco Fun on Fred. Olsen Borealis | Episode 2
29:12VlogFred. Olsen Borealis Northern Lights Cruise | Embarkation Day & First Impressions! | Episode 1
1:02:37TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #7 - 18th May
17:19TourFred. Olsen Balcony Junior Suite tour and review - Cabin 7053 on Borealis
1:01:42TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #6 - Easter Sunday 20th April
1:06:00Cruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #5 - Back from our Fred. Olsen Cruise - Sunday 6th April
41:29VlogConsidering Marella? Our FINAL night onboard Marella Explorer | Episode 7
1:06:57TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #4 - Sunday 23rd March
34:54VlogWho's idea was this? Hiking in La Palma | Surf & Turf Dinner | Marella Explorer Cruise - Episode 6
37:20VlogDizzying Heights of FUNCHAL! 🌄 Cable Car, Flowers & Wine! 🍷 | Marella Explorer Cruise - Episode 5
1:09:50TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live # 3 - Sunday 9th March
30:21VlogTesting THE DINING CLUB on our Marella Explorer Canary Islands cruise - Sea day - Episode 4
30:47VlogIs Kora La any good? - Marella Explorer Canary Islands cruise - Lanzarote - Episode 3
1:00TourHaving a nosy around the Marella Explorer spa! #MarellaCruises #MarellaExplorer #Cruise #shorts
1:09:38TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live # 2 - Sunday 23rd February
33:08VlogSHOOK awake in Fuerteventura 😮 - Marella Explorer Canary Islands cruise - Episode 2
32:45VlogOur FIRST Marella CRUISE! 😱 Marella Explorer Canary Islands cruise - Episode 1
59:40TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live 1 - Sunday 9th February