Cruise Monkeys
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Monkeys description on YouTube:
Welcome to the Cruise Monkeys channel, if you didn't know, we are bananas about cruising! We are a CLIA-registered travel agent. We’re not here to ‘influence’, we just love bringing you along on our adventures through our vlogs. More info 👇 We are British cruisers, based in the U.K. and we started cruising in 2014. We have now done over 40 cruises! When you watch our vlogs, we want you to feel you are on a cruise with us - these videos should give you a really good idea what day to day life on a cruise is like for us. While everyone is different and want different things from their cruises, we just love sharing our experiences with you as they happen.
We’ve analysed 385 of 423 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Cruise Monkeys's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“This was a magical moment. Everyone out on deck was excited. myself included.”
“we had an absolutely fantastic cruise and we can't wait to come back”
“we would definitely recommend it we would definitely do it again”
“we've had the most fun night ever it's been oh joy it's been so much fun it's been immense”
“i'm loving it all i'm loving this loving everything is great i'm happy as hell”
“we would never book this room again if we got choice”
“the noise is absolutely diabolical there is a gangway door above us there's another one directly below us and the noise is like bang bang bang bang”
“it's been horrendous for noise the the room itself is is lovely the bed is relatively comfy it's practical it's nice like that but the noise is absolutely diabolical”
“the smell of poo and rubbish is coming back in and sucking into the ship and it lingers”
“the room itself was lovely we didn't we didn't get much sleep let's put it that way honestly we were knackered”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Monkeys.
Book specialty dining early for better availability.
Consider rearranging dining times to enjoy evening deck activities.
Use the QR code on screen for cruise quotes.
For the itinerary with long excursions, pick one or the other and do the cruise again if possible.
If you can afford it, it's worth paying to pick your cabin number.
If you're not a big drinker, the drinks package probably isn't worth it.
Get your name on the group cruise wait lists if interested.
For a first time in Rome, consider an excursion due to the distance from the port.
Videos (385)
32:51VlogCunard Queen Anne MAIDEN Norwegian Fjords cruise - Episode 1 - Embarkation Day
13:12TourCunard Queen Anne NOISY Cabin - Interior stateroom 1031
0:54Is this THE BEST sail away? #Short #Shorts #Norway #Flam #Cruise
3:00Cunard Queen Anne Norwegian Fjords taster
1:07:22VlogWe're back from Cunard Queen Anne, Let's catch up - LIVE
14:29TourLet's explore Windstar Cruises Star Legend
35:25VlogP&O Aurora might be SMALL, but she's Beautiful - Anniversary Cruise Episode 2
30:40VlogP&O's OLDEST SHIP - Celebrating our anniversary on P&O Aurora - Episode 1
1:03:13We're back from P&O Aurora - Let's Catch Up in a live Q&A
11:14TourIs a Britannia Club Balcony on Cunard Queen Anne worth the money? Stateroom 7074 tour.
35:38VlogTime to CELEBRATE the arrival of the magnificent Cunard Queen Anne at an epic VIP event
41:38VlogExperience Cunard Queen Anne’s VIP Celebration and take a Ship Tour with us as we explore!
52:39ReviewWe're back from Queen Anne - Let's Catch Up Q&A LIVE
35:51VlogLive from Queen Anne via Mobile
1:32Cunard Queen Anne arrival in to Southampton
0:41Cunard Queen Anne arrival in Southampton 😍 #cunardline #cunard #shorts
29:46ReviewThe BIG question! P&O Azura Pools, Open Decks & Our final Thoughts - Let’s Talk Ship Episode 5
29:25TipsAll the Drinks Packages, Bars and Entertainment you'll find on P&O Azura - Let's Talk Ship Episode 4
1:03:55VlogCruise Monkeys Live with Paul & Carole Love to Travel
27:54TipsWe tried all the food! The COMPLETE Dining guide for P&O Azura - Let's Talk Ship - Episode 3
19:53ReviewUNPLEASANT smells that made areas off limits! P&O Azura Let’s Talk SHIP - Episode 2
29:46VlogWhat did we get up to? P&O Azura Let’s TALK SHIP - our itinerary! Episode 1
1:00:30VlogCruise Monkeys Live with Andy & Kirstie
9:59TourOur P&O Azura fully obstructed view room tour - cabin E620