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CruiseLifeTV

CruiseLifeTV

πŸ₯‰Knowledgeable Creator
152 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon183 Total Videos on YouTube3K subscribers

CruiseLifeTV description on YouTube:

Hi everyone, welcome to our channel. We are Greg and Michele with CLTV and hope you enjoy our posts of cruising tips and helpful hints to make your cruise more memorable and fun. We are not affiliated with Carnival Cruiseline and or the Carnival Corporation but focus on the Carnival Cruiseline Brand. We have sailed all other Cruiselines but always seem to find all roads (or waterways) leading us back to Carnival Ships. If your looking for Fun, Carnival most certainly has it all. Check out our Amazon Store Front for items as seen in our videos as our recommendations. https://www.amazon.com/shop/cruiselifetv

Catalogue Coverage
Established read Β· CruiseLifeTV

We’ve analysed 152 of 183 videos so far.

Published
152
analysed and live on Trip Bacon
On YouTube
183
total catalogue
Catalogue coverage83%

Solid sample of CruiseLifeTV's catalogue β€” the patterns below should be reliable.

Annual Activity
CruiseLifeTV’s output Β· year over year

How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?

YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related Γ· discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed Γ· cruise-related)
  1. 2026
    26
  2. 2025
    64
  3. 2024
    50
  4. 2023
    17
  5. 2022
    19
  6. 2021
    5
Heat scale
0% β†’ 100%β€œDiscovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.

Topic-by-topic creator consensus

Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score β€” 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.

Strongest Praise
Suites
1 mentions
Biggest Critique
Wi-Fi
2 mentions

Dining

Main Dining
Solid Strip7 video mentions
Specialty Dining
Solid Strip14 video mentions
Buffet
Solid Strip13 video mentions
Room Service
Seriously Tasty2 video mentions

Cabins

Interior Cabins
Solid Strip15 video mentions
Balcony Cabins
Seriously Tasty15 video mentions
Suites
Bacon Bliss1 video mention
Top

Entertainment

Shows
Seriously Tasty20 video mentions
Nightlife
Seriously Tasty14 video mentions
Casino
Barely Crispy23 video mentions
Activities
Seriously Tasty65 video mentions
Top

Deck & Recreation

Pool Deck
Solid Strip8 video mentions
Water Park
Solid Strip2 video mentions
Kids & Family
Seriously Tasty4 video mentions
Spa & Fitness
No strong opinion1 video mention

Ship & Crew

Ship Condition
Solid Strip39 video mentions
Embarkation
A Nibble35 video mentions
Crew & Service
Seriously Tasty50 video mentions
Top

Value & Logistics

Booking
No strong opinion12 video mentions
Value
A Nibble11 video mentions
Excursions
Solid Strip12 video mentions
Wi-Fi
Not Their Favorite2 video mentions
Low
Loyalty Program
A Nibble33 video mentions
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon β€” creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon β€” creators took issue with this
Meh β€” no strong opinion either way

Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = β€œmeh”, 5 = β€œbacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.

About our Bacon Score methodology

Who’s this ship for?

How the ship rates with different travel parties.

Couples
88%
Loved
Best Match
Groups
91%
Loved

Consensus Seals

Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.

Highly Recommended
Overall sentiment above 0.7
Date Night Ready
High sentiment from couples
Thrill Ship
Standout water park & activities
Veteran Approved
Experienced cruisers endorse this ship
Showstopper
Entertainment praised by creators

What Creators Are Saying

Selected quotes from our creator panel.

The Good

β€œThe best little party on the internet is here. Oh yes, it's Friday night and the vibe is right.”

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β€œThe ship gets a 10, the crew gets a 10. Crew gets a 10. Ship gets um a 10 for this.”

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β€œDear Greg and Michelle, I am so grateful for your amazing support and for helping my YouTube channel grow. Your friendship makes this journey possible.”

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β€œThis is Greg and Michelle from Cruise Life TV wishing you and your family a very merry Christmas and a happy new year.”

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β€œAnd then Kalo is the best company in the world.”

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The Watch-outs

β€œThey're saying you have two years to step up or step the hell out. We're diamond. You got six years to step up. Step the hell out.”

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β€œThey just turned their back on the people that built their company and basically said, Yeah, you know what? If you don't spend enough money with us over a certain time period, you get bumped down the totem pole.”

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β€œI love shopping at Aldi's, but I refuse to buy the Aldi brand Ritz crackers because they suck.”

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β€œI'm not going in and getting the camera we're closing these up and we're going inside as fast as week again is what happened”

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β€œthey don't have the Thunder tots they don't have barbecue Heaven here on the Carnival Mardi Gras”

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Pro Tips From Creators

The most-shared advice for CruiseLifeTV.

  1. Do the escape room or arcade early in your cruise so you don't miss it due to a jam-packed itinerary.

  2. Stay hydrated and wear sunscreen.

  3. If you sleep naked in a hotel room, make sure you have pajamas and shoes right by your side in case of a fire alarm.

  4. Don't wear white t-shirts on cruises because they get dirty easily.

  5. Tip your bartenders, caterers, and maintenance supervisors.

  6. Hydrate between shots and drink water before and after.

  7. For Stingray City in Grand Cayman, book through the cruise line rather than outside the port for better security/experience.

  8. Try the early morning excursions for Stingray City to avoid crowds.

Videos (152)