
CruiseLifeTV
π₯Knowledgeable CreatorCruiseLifeTV description on YouTube:
Hi everyone, welcome to our channel. We are Greg and Michele with CLTV and hope you enjoy our posts of cruising tips and helpful hints to make your cruise more memorable and fun. We are not affiliated with Carnival Cruiseline and or the Carnival Corporation but focus on the Carnival Cruiseline Brand. We have sailed all other Cruiselines but always seem to find all roads (or waterways) leading us back to Carnival Ships. If your looking for Fun, Carnival most certainly has it all. Check out our Amazon Store Front for items as seen in our videos as our recommendations. https://www.amazon.com/shop/cruiselifetv
Weβve analysed 152 of 183 videos so far.
Solid sample of CruiseLifeTV's catalogue β the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score β 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0β5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = βmehβ, 5 = βbacon blissβ. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWhoβs this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
βThe best little party on the internet is here. Oh yes, it's Friday night and the vibe is right.β
βThe ship gets a 10, the crew gets a 10. Crew gets a 10. Ship gets um a 10 for this.β
βDear Greg and Michelle, I am so grateful for your amazing support and for helping my YouTube channel grow. Your friendship makes this journey possible.β
βThis is Greg and Michelle from Cruise Life TV wishing you and your family a very merry Christmas and a happy new year.β
βAnd then Kalo is the best company in the world.β
βThey're saying you have two years to step up or step the hell out. We're diamond. You got six years to step up. Step the hell out.β
βThey just turned their back on the people that built their company and basically said, Yeah, you know what? If you don't spend enough money with us over a certain time period, you get bumped down the totem pole.β
βI love shopping at Aldi's, but I refuse to buy the Aldi brand Ritz crackers because they suck.β
βI'm not going in and getting the camera we're closing these up and we're going inside as fast as week again is what happenedβ
βthey don't have the Thunder tots they don't have barbecue Heaven here on the Carnival Mardi Grasβ
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for CruiseLifeTV.
Do the escape room or arcade early in your cruise so you don't miss it due to a jam-packed itinerary.
Stay hydrated and wear sunscreen.
Don't wear white t-shirts on cruises because they get dirty easily.
Tip your bartenders, caterers, and maintenance supervisors.
If you sleep naked in a hotel room, make sure you have pajamas and shoes right by your side in case of a fire alarm.
Hydrate between shots and drink water before and after.
For Stingray City in Grand Cayman, book through the cruise line rather than outside the port for better security/experience.
Try the early morning excursions for Stingray City to avoid crowds.
Videos (152)
1:30:03VlogππΉ Welcome to the Weekend, IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT HAPPY HOUR! πΉπ
15:30Reviewπ£ NCL Viva's HASUKI | Is This the BEST Specialty Restaurant on the Ship? | CruiseLifeTV
1:08:34Vlogπ¨ LAST-MINUTE LIVESTREAM CHANGE ALERT! π¨ποΈ UNHINGED UNGROUP π³οΈ CRUISE CHATTER
1:27:31VlogWhat the Hell - really right now, another episode
1:54:36VlogCARNIVAL HORIZON, BARS AND BEST DRINKS! JOIN IN FOR COACH'S 3RD ANNUAL VIRTUAL BAR CRAWL
1:47:38VlogWHAT THE HELL !!!! Season 1, Ep 2
1:17:10VlogMatch Game Live - Friday Night Fun with the Stars
16:11Vlogπ Alaska Vlog Ep 8 | Victoria, BC β Final Night On Board π’π
0:57VlogGet ready to quack up! π¦πΉCarnival Bartender makes Duck Farts on board - it's time for a quick Shot!
23:15Vlogππ€ Jacky Tang is, ON THE SPOT β an Exclusive Interview Carnival's CD, Hosted by Roaming Michele π€π
24:06VlogAlaska, Vlog Ep 7: Ketchikan π’ Christmas in Alaska, Pier Runners and more | Ketchikan on Foot
1:36:44VlogWhat The Hell ! Ep 1, S1
2:23TourπΈβ¨ Carnivalβs BEST Kept Secret at Sea? The Alchemy Bar Mixology Class! β¨πΈ
19:20VlogComing to you from Amber Cove, CruiseLifeTV is live!
3:41VlogC'mon Let's Go 2.0 CLTV as @thecruiseworld & Betsy on Carnival's Jubilee, Beach Please Boos Cruise
29:14VlogAlaska, Vlog Ep 6 Juneau, Duck Farts, I did WHAT! I got close up and stuck my tongue in a big one.
3:11What's in the Box - Treats from @CruisingChrisM
1:11:46VlogFlava Flave and Bo$$ - Happy New Year to all Live Show...
19:38Vlog"2025, It's a wrap" Our Year in Review - Happy New Year Everyone!
21:40VlogAlaska Vlog Ep 5 - Skagway White Pass Rail and Bus Back
33:59VlogCarnival Kitchen on the Jubilee with Frank-n-"V". Join in for fun times.
8:56VlogPistachio and Chocolate Raspberry Martinis for Christmas
0:52VlogMerry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Happy New Year from CruiseLifeTV ( a CLTV repost )
25:47Vlog