CruiseLifeTV
🥉Knowledgeable CreatorCruiseLifeTV description on YouTube:
Hi everyone, welcome to our channel. We are Greg and Michele with CLTV and hope you enjoy our posts of cruising tips and helpful hints to make your cruise more memorable and fun. We are not affiliated with Carnival Cruiseline and or the Carnival Corporation but focus on the Carnival Cruiseline Brand. We have sailed all other Cruiselines but always seem to find all roads (or waterways) leading us back to Carnival Ships. If your looking for Fun, Carnival most certainly has it all. Check out our Amazon Store Front for items as seen in our videos as our recommendations. https://www.amazon.com/shop/cruiselifetv
We’ve analysed 152 of 183 videos so far.
Solid sample of CruiseLifeTV's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20262669%18 of 26100%18 of 18
- 20256486%55 of 64100%55 of 55
- 20245082%41 of 50100%41 of 41
- 20231788%15 of 17100%15 of 15
- 202219100%19 of 19100%19 of 19
- 2021580%4 of 5100%4 of 4
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“The best little party on the internet is here. Oh yes, it's Friday night and the vibe is right.”
“The ship gets a 10, the crew gets a 10. Crew gets a 10. Ship gets um a 10 for this.”
“Dear Greg and Michelle, I am so grateful for your amazing support and for helping my YouTube channel grow. Your friendship makes this journey possible.”
“This is Greg and Michelle from Cruise Life TV wishing you and your family a very merry Christmas and a happy new year.”
“And then Kalo is the best company in the world.”
“They're saying you have two years to step up or step the hell out. We're diamond. You got six years to step up. Step the hell out.”
“They just turned their back on the people that built their company and basically said, Yeah, you know what? If you don't spend enough money with us over a certain time period, you get bumped down the totem pole.”
“I love shopping at Aldi's, but I refuse to buy the Aldi brand Ritz crackers because they suck.”
“I'm not going in and getting the camera we're closing these up and we're going inside as fast as week again is what happened”
“they don't have the Thunder tots they don't have barbecue Heaven here on the Carnival Mardi Gras”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for CruiseLifeTV.
Do the escape room or arcade early in your cruise so you don't miss it due to a jam-packed itinerary.
Stay hydrated and wear sunscreen.
If you sleep naked in a hotel room, make sure you have pajamas and shoes right by your side in case of a fire alarm.
Don't wear white t-shirts on cruises because they get dirty easily.
Tip your bartenders, caterers, and maintenance supervisors.
Hydrate between shots and drink water before and after.
For Stingray City in Grand Cayman, book through the cruise line rather than outside the port for better security/experience.
Try the early morning excursions for Stingray City to avoid crowds.
Videos (152)
22:02VlogMatch Game Live, Sets Sail - Carnival Magic John Heald's FFS-7 . Feb 16, 2025 with great friends!
1:06:14TipsLive with Coach Cruise | Carnival's New Rewards Program!
1:13TipsCarnival's New Rewards Program, explained by Lee Mason
1:20:24TipsAlaska Cruise, Here we come! - Live Show Q&A - Get your questions ready.
4:00TipsCarnival Rewards (VIFP) Program Revield by Christine Duffy and John Healed
10:10VlogWHAT! A HAIRY CHEST CONTEST ON CARNIVAL!
8:14VlogThe Cruise World Interviews Greg from CLTV wanting to know if he's the 1st OG Vlogger, and then some
10:59SkyDive in Sabastian - Florida Excursions Series - Ep 1
1:09:38VlogHH4C - Dreams in Motion Charity, Late Show with CLTV
1:13:15VlogMatch Game Live! | Dreams in Motion - HH4C!!
1:15:00VlogFrank And Vie special with Uncle Dave (Dave is looking for a new car...)
1:44:05VlogCarnival Cruise News and Celebrations!!!
1:39:13VlogIt's Michele's Birthday Party! The Match Game has been pre-empted to bring you this special program
13:49VlogOi It's Vanessa, Carnival Magic, Feb 16: 80's Glow Party, Welcome Aboard, Piano Bar and more
40:54VlogJohn Heald (Carnival's Brand Ambassador) Live with a Special CLTV Game Style Interview on the Magic.
13:11VlogVanessa (from Brazil) Acting Cruise Director on board the Carnival Magic.
12:25VlogCruiseLifeTV was live in Amber Cove.
0:15Happy Birthday Jeanette!
11:35TourOMG! Excursion Runners (we didn't know there was such a thing). Grand Turk: Home Sweet Home
14:31VlogPORT CANAVERAL: Carnival's Terminal 6 (Vista New Years Eve '24/'25 - It's Cruise Day!)
16:18TipsCruise Director MarQ Let's us in on his Secrets, on Board The Carnival Vista
1:27:07TipsGet Ready, Get Set, IT'S CRUISE DAY!! Who's booked, next month (February) LIVE SHOW EVENT
6:51VlogCoach Cruise in 2025 - An Exclusive CLTV "On The Spot" Interview. On board the Carnival Vista
13:13TourVista Cabin 8436 "The Ultimate Cabin Tour" (Before & After) Same as Carnival Horizon and Panorama