CruiseLifeTV
🥉Knowledgeable CreatorCruiseLifeTV description on YouTube:
Hi everyone, welcome to our channel. We are Greg and Michele with CLTV and hope you enjoy our posts of cruising tips and helpful hints to make your cruise more memorable and fun. We are not affiliated with Carnival Cruiseline and or the Carnival Corporation but focus on the Carnival Cruiseline Brand. We have sailed all other Cruiselines but always seem to find all roads (or waterways) leading us back to Carnival Ships. If your looking for Fun, Carnival most certainly has it all. Check out our Amazon Store Front for items as seen in our videos as our recommendations. https://www.amazon.com/shop/cruiselifetv
We’ve analysed 152 of 183 videos so far.
Solid sample of CruiseLifeTV's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20262669%18 of 26100%18 of 18
- 20256486%55 of 64100%55 of 55
- 20245082%41 of 50100%41 of 41
- 20231788%15 of 17100%15 of 15
- 202219100%19 of 19100%19 of 19
- 2021580%4 of 5100%4 of 4
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“The best little party on the internet is here. Oh yes, it's Friday night and the vibe is right.”
“The ship gets a 10, the crew gets a 10. Crew gets a 10. Ship gets um a 10 for this.”
“Dear Greg and Michelle, I am so grateful for your amazing support and for helping my YouTube channel grow. Your friendship makes this journey possible.”
“This is Greg and Michelle from Cruise Life TV wishing you and your family a very merry Christmas and a happy new year.”
“And then Kalo is the best company in the world.”
“They're saying you have two years to step up or step the hell out. We're diamond. You got six years to step up. Step the hell out.”
“They just turned their back on the people that built their company and basically said, Yeah, you know what? If you don't spend enough money with us over a certain time period, you get bumped down the totem pole.”
“I love shopping at Aldi's, but I refuse to buy the Aldi brand Ritz crackers because they suck.”
“I'm not going in and getting the camera we're closing these up and we're going inside as fast as week again is what happened”
“they don't have the Thunder tots they don't have barbecue Heaven here on the Carnival Mardi Gras”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for CruiseLifeTV.
Do the escape room or arcade early in your cruise so you don't miss it due to a jam-packed itinerary.
Stay hydrated and wear sunscreen.
If you sleep naked in a hotel room, make sure you have pajamas and shoes right by your side in case of a fire alarm.
Don't wear white t-shirts on cruises because they get dirty easily.
Tip your bartenders, caterers, and maintenance supervisors.
Hydrate between shots and drink water before and after.
For Stingray City in Grand Cayman, book through the cruise line rather than outside the port for better security/experience.
Try the early morning excursions for Stingray City to avoid crowds.
Videos (152)
1:32:03ReviewCARNIVAL VISTA REVIEW 2025
8:55TourCabin Tour 16292, Boos Cruise Hosted by The Cruise World, Meet-n-Greet, Carnival Celebration 2024
21:27TourPort La Romana, Dominican Republic, Carnival Horizon (trying out New Insta360 camera)
1:14:54VlogCoach Cruise Bar Craw - Carnival Horizon
1:14:58VlogCocktails and Conversation, last night of the Boos Cruise - everyone's invited
36:03VlogJohn Heald LIVE Happy Halloween from the Carnival Celebration (Walk and Talk) with Christine Duffy
1:45:05VlogHappy hour with Controversial Cruising & CruiseLifeTV ("be there or be square")
1:54:21VlogLate night cruise talk with Adventures with Uncle Dave.
3:19:58VlogHurricane Milton - LIVE SHOW - Riding Out The Storm
2:02:30Coach Cruise Labor Day Special with CruiseLifeTV: CELEBRATING CRUISE CREW and CRUISE DIRECTORS
1:12:47VlogUncle Dave hits 50! during our Friday night, Late Late show
1:03:13VlogCruiseLifeTV is LIVE with Marjorie!
1:13:18VlogJust a live show
1:23:29TipsCRUISING MADE EVEN BETTER!! (LIVE SHOW)
1:01:01HH4C Cruise-a-thon Weekend | Let's raise some money for a great cause!!! SEE LINE UP IN DESCRIPTION
27:08VlogCarnival Fantasy -back in 1995, THE OG VLOGGER! Midnight Buffet, Casino, 10 Stupid Questions & More
1:33:27VlogFriday Night Happy Hour - But where's the gang??
46:35VlogJohn Heald's Marriage Show - Calling all JH Fans - Non-stop laughter. Onboard Carnival Horizon FFS6
2:22VlogTRAILER: John Heald's Marriage Show - FFS #6 - Carnival Horizon February 2024
1:12:51VlogJoin us tonight on Coach Cruise!! What's your BUCKET LIST CRUISE?
19:17John Heald's FFS#6, Ep 6 - Karaoke & John's Award Presentation! Carnival Horizon Group Cruise
8:06VlogJohn Heald's FFS # 6, Ep#5 - Cigars Under The Stars. Carnival Horizon Bonus Footage, "Silent Disco"
3:38VlogJune 19, 2024
30:20VlogMarcus Anthony Chats with John Heald (FFS 6, Ep4), Two of Carnival's most renowned personalities.