CruiseReport
π₯Expert CreatorCruiseReport description on YouTube:
We are not a travel agency nor a seller of travel products. Our mission is to provide impartial reviews of cruises, hotels, resorts, and travel-related items. Our primary focus is on the luxury travel segment, which caters to adults traveling as couples.
Weβve analysed 295 of 381 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on CruiseReport's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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- 202012100%12 of 1275%9 of 12
- 20191392%12 of 1392%11 of 12
- 20181100%1 of 1100%1 of 1
- 2017771%5 of 7100%5 of 5
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score β 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0β5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = βmehβ, 5 = βbacon blissβ. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWhoβs this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
βthis is one of maybe if not the most comfortable Suite we've ever had on a cruise shipβ
βThis is probably our favorite overall buffet experience on any cruise line... I would say it's a 9.5 out of 10.β
βViking Ocean. I think if we were forced to pick one cruise line that we could only sail on that cruise line for a year or two... I'd pick Viking Ocean.β
βNCL probably has some of the best entertainment at sea that we've seen. We saw some shows on this cruise that was some of the best shows we'd ever seen.β
βThe show was outstanding.β
βWithout question, 100% the absolute worst cruise we've ever been on.β
βthere is mold and fuzz growing on the fruit plate.β
βI've never had that on a cruise line. Never had somebody really be rude to me on a cruise line.β
βThis is the one buffet we try to avoid at all costs. We've been on three MSC cruises... Each time we tried the buffet and were very, very disappointed.β
βi've seen a lot of youtube channels where they're asking the question is the cdc anti-cruise is there an anti-cruise bias the answer is pretty obviously yesβ
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for CruiseReport.
Rent a cabana on the pool deck for shade.
Consider upgrading to streaming Wi-Fi for better internet.
Bring your own portable nightlight for the suite.
Bring your own extension cord if you need AC power for a CPAP machine, as there may be no plugs near the bed.
Request additional washcloths upon check-in, as only one was provided initially.
Ask for the pillow menu early, as it may not be provided if you book late.
Book through a travel agent for better pricing and assistance.
Check loyalty program matching requirements before sailing.
Videos (295)
42:48ReviewOur Bucket List Cruise in Iceland & Greenland β Expedition Adventure!
2:55Iceland to Greenland on Swan Hellenic SH Vega
1:18Iceland to Greenland on SH Vega August 2025
1:53Swan Hellenic Buffet Dining On SH Vega
0:59VlogHello from Greenland
0:12Follow our cruise blog at cruiseteport.com. Also, follow us on Instagram @CruiseReport
0:50Vlog10-Night Iceland to Greenland Roundtrip Cruise on Swan Hellenic
37:07CompareCrystal vs Silversea: Which is the BETTER Ultra-Luxury Cruise Line?
34:08ReviewMediterranean Luxury Cruise On Crystal Symphony | Ship Review
0:59Marketplace Buffet On Crystal Symphony
28:24VlogVicki Van Tassel, The First Female Cruise Director At Crystal
21:53TourInterview With Geoffrey Kent, Founder and Chairman Emeritus of Abercrombie & Kent
0:32Le Casino de Monte Carlo on @crystalcruises Crystal Symphony
1:00Beefbar on Crystal Symphony
0:43The Bistro on Crystal Symphony @crystalcruises
28:19CompareOur Favorite Cruise Lines After 147 Cruises
43:36ReviewEvery Dining Venue On Sun Princess Reviewed. An HONEST review.
39:34Review18 Nights on Sun Princess | Full Princess Cruises Review (Pros, Cons & Tips)
21:22TourWe Spent 18 Nights on Sun Princess in a Cabana Mini-Suite
17:08ReviewDisembarkation on Sun Princess Could Have Gone Better
0:57Vlog@princesscruises #sunprincess will be back in Port Everglades tomorrow. #princesscruise
12:14VlogHurricane Milton Update on Sun Princess - October 9, 2024
0:52VlogHurricane Milton Delays Sun Princess Arrival
12:57Vlog