CruiseSmarter - Videos
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We’ve analysed 82 of 97 videos so far.
Solid sample of CruiseSmarter - Videos's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About CruiseSmarter - Videos
I've never once gone to Giovani's and thought, 'Oh, that really broke the bank.' Like it's too good and too affordable to pass up.
Bryan and Jaidyn
This game is actually very easy and very simple. As you see, Johan the Yodeler is trying to climb the mountain, okay?
MysteryShadow1969
The Solarium is an 18 and older adults only section of the ship. So, if you don't want to be around the kids, come up here to the Solarium.
MysteryShadow1969
It was amazing cruise and uh today I'm ready to go to meet with officer for cafe talk by the Starbucks coffee.
Luxury Properties International
You don't get interested in Olympic. You get drawn into Titanic and then the the wider story.
All American Travels
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWhat Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Verdict: Must book.”
“Regent represents the pinnacle of what cruising can be.”
“Aruba is valuable because it does not [feel unpredictable]. For most cruisers, especially first-timers, older travelers, or families, or anyone who wants a smooth day ashore, that kind of calm is hard to beat.”
“The best passengers are not always the richest passengers. They're not the loudest. They're not the ones with the biggest suite or the longest list of demands.”
“Wonder isn't the biggest or the newest, but she's the most complete, capturing the joy, scale, and soul of modern cruising.”
“Jamaica's current US travel advisory is level three, and it is blunt about why, noting armed robberies and sexual assaults are common.”
“In 2025, Turks and Caos authorities even refused entry to a cruise ship after an onboard illness outbreak was reported.”
“The Bahamas is level two on the US State Department system due to crime and it explicitly warns that violent crime like armed robberies and sexual assaults can occur anywhere.”
“Some vessel scores shockingly low in real passenger reviews. From sewage smells and power failures to buffet chaos you wouldn't believe.”
“It's like living in a closet that rocked back and forth.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for CruiseSmarter - Videos.
Check the ship's age and last refurbishment before booking
Look at recent passenger reviews rather than old ones
Study the deck plan and dining options specifically for the ship you are booking
Match the cruise line's specific atmosphere to your personality rather than just chasing the lowest price
The safest time to ask whether a souvenir is allowed is before paying.
The smartest response to provocation is to step away and contact security.
Make sure younger passengers understand that a cruise ship is not a consequence-free playground.
Calculate drink consumption vs. package cost before buying to ensure it breaks even.
Videos (82)
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18:45Tips10 THINGS Cruise Workers Secretly LOVE That You Do
20:52Tips13 Things You Should NEVER Pack for a Cruise (what to bring instead)
20:47Tips8 Cruise Purchases That Are ACTUALLY Worth Your Money!
19:41Tips10 DUMBEST Things Passengers Did On Cruise Ships!
23:01TipsEx-Cruise Workers EXPOSE 12 Dangerous Mistakes to Avoid
22:07Tips10 Most DANGEROUS Cruise Ports for Cruise Ship Passengers
21:45CompareRanking EVERY MSC Cruise Ship (Worst to Best!)
18:3012 Cruise Tips Seniors SHOULD Know Before Their Next Cruise!
19:47TipsCruise Secrets They Don't Want You to Know
19:37TipsThe DARK TRUTH About Living FULL-TIME on a CRUISE (No One WARNS You!)
20:38TipsWhat REALLY Happens to Cruise Ships in a Tsunami
18:39TipsHow to Pack Medications for a Cruise in 2026 (New RULES!)
20:13Tips10 Things to NEVER Do at the CRUISE Ship Buffet
20:24Tips10 Travel Outfits to NEVER Wear on a Cruise (2026)
19:02TipsCruising After 65? NEW 2026 Cruise Rules Are DENYING Seniors Boarding
20:03Tips11 Reasons Why More Cruisers Than Ever Are DENIED Boarding In 2026
21:23Tips12 Boarding Day MISTAKES Cruisers Still Make!
21:44Tips17 Things Cruise Workers SECRETLY Hate
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