CruiseSmarter - Videos
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We’ve analysed 82 of 97 videos so far.
Solid sample of CruiseSmarter - Videos's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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What Creators Are Saying About CruiseSmarter - Videos
I've never once gone to Giovani's and thought, 'Oh, that really broke the bank.' Like it's too good and too affordable to pass up.
Bryan and Jaidyn
This game is actually very easy and very simple. As you see, Johan the Yodeler is trying to climb the mountain, okay?
MysteryShadow1969
The Solarium is an 18 and older adults only section of the ship. So, if you don't want to be around the kids, come up here to the Solarium.
MysteryShadow1969
It was amazing cruise and uh today I'm ready to go to meet with officer for cafe talk by the Starbucks coffee.
Luxury Properties International
You don't get interested in Olympic. You get drawn into Titanic and then the the wider story.
All American Travels
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWhat Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“Verdict: Must book.”
“Regent represents the pinnacle of what cruising can be.”
“Aruba is valuable because it does not [feel unpredictable]. For most cruisers, especially first-timers, older travelers, or families, or anyone who wants a smooth day ashore, that kind of calm is hard to beat.”
“The best passengers are not always the richest passengers. They're not the loudest. They're not the ones with the biggest suite or the longest list of demands.”
“Wonder isn't the biggest or the newest, but she's the most complete, capturing the joy, scale, and soul of modern cruising.”
“Jamaica's current US travel advisory is level three, and it is blunt about why, noting armed robberies and sexual assaults are common.”
“In 2025, Turks and Caos authorities even refused entry to a cruise ship after an onboard illness outbreak was reported.”
“The Bahamas is level two on the US State Department system due to crime and it explicitly warns that violent crime like armed robberies and sexual assaults can occur anywhere.”
“Some vessel scores shockingly low in real passenger reviews. From sewage smells and power failures to buffet chaos you wouldn't believe.”
“It's like living in a closet that rocked back and forth.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for CruiseSmarter - Videos.
Check the ship's age and last refurbishment before booking
Look at recent passenger reviews rather than old ones
Study the deck plan and dining options specifically for the ship you are booking
Match the cruise line's specific atmosphere to your personality rather than just chasing the lowest price
The safest time to ask whether a souvenir is allowed is before paying.
The smartest response to provocation is to step away and contact security.
Make sure younger passengers understand that a cruise ship is not a consequence-free playground.
Calculate drink consumption vs. package cost before buying to ensure it breaks even.
Videos (82)
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22:36Review10 Reasons Why Living on a Cruise Sucks
22:00Tips12 NEW Things That Are BANNED on Cruises In 2026
21:55Tips13 Money Saving Secrets Cruise Lines DON’T Want You to Know
20:25TipsCruise Ship Cabin Mistakes You’ll REGRET
19:44Tips12 Cruise SECRETS That Are NEVER Told to Passengers
20:16Tips8 Reasons You SHOULD Book an Inside Cabin on a Cruise
20:33TipsDumb MISTAKES Everyone Makes When Eating At Cruise BUFFETS!
20:42TipsHow Cruise Thieves Pick Their Next Victims (Avoid THIS Mistake!)
21:12TipsWhy Are Carnival Cruises So CHEAP? (Secret Business Tactics Explained)
12:00TipsWhat Happens When You FLUSH on a Cruise Ship?
20:11TipsWhat Happens to a Baby Born on a Cruise?
20:53TipsThe 15 WORST Cruise Ports You Should NEVER Visit
22:28TipsHow Much Does It Cost To Live FULL-TIME On A Cruise Ship?
20:00TipsWhy I’ll NEVER Book a Balcony Cabin Again! (and why you should too)
19:38TipsCruising After 60? These 11 HIDDEN Benefits Will Shock You
19:21Tips11 NAUGHTY Cruise Secrets You’ll Wish You Knew Earlier
18:55Tips10 Foods You Should NEVER Eat On A Cruise
19:27TipsCruise Secrets They Don’t Want Us to Know
20:36TipsThese Cruises Should NOT Be This Cheap
22:01CompareWhich Cruise Line Should You Book in 2026? (Worst to Best!)
20:57Tips