Cruising Chris M

“I got five straight in a row on roulette, $10 bets, and then I went over to the slot machine, did a penny slot, one pull, 150 bucks, I walked out.”

“The moment my feet touch that gang way, it's like, 'Yep, this just got real.'”

“I don't know how those ships stayed afloat with the the size and weight of those captain's brass balls.”

“The shows were phenomenal. We actually sat through Celestial Strings twice.”

“I loved it. That grandiose is pretty good.”

“I found out this week I have stage three liver disease and it came out of the blue.”

“He ain't going to get across the pool deck. If it if it took him 20 steps to figure out that it was hot.”

“I got a private drive from Houston. Cost $350 round trip.”

“I had the love book fist today. It turned out to be a very expensive anxiety panic attack.”

“New Orleans is an absolute headache”