Cruising Chris M
🥉Knowledgeable CreatorCruising Chris M description on YouTube:
I am an avid cruiser and traveler! Work as an educator at the high school level. DISCLOSURE - This channel has an Amazon affiliate link. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
We’ve analysed 107 of 162 videos so far.
Solid sample of Cruising Chris M's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20269395%88 of 9383%73 of 88
- 20253792%34 of 37100%34 of 34
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“I got five straight in a row on roulette, $10 bets, and then I went over to the slot machine, did a penny slot, one pull, 150 bucks, I walked out.”
“The moment my feet touch that gang way, it's like, 'Yep, this just got real.'”
“I don't know how those ships stayed afloat with the the size and weight of those captain's brass balls.”
“The shows were phenomenal. We actually sat through Celestial Strings twice.”
“I loved it. That grandiose is pretty good.”
“I found out this week I have stage three liver disease and it came out of the blue.”
“He ain't going to get across the pool deck. If it if it took him 20 steps to figure out that it was hot.”
“I got a private drive from Houston. Cost $350 round trip.”
“I had the love book fist today. It turned out to be a very expensive anxiety panic attack.”
“New Orleans is an absolute headache”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruising Chris M.
Bring a bottle of wine and make sangrias with juice to extend your wine.
If you don't drink a lot, consider buying a fifth of liquor on day one for the entire cruise.
Don't put smuggling methods on social media; share by mouth only.
Talk to the chef or dining staff for suggestions.
Ask for off-menu items or specific requests.
Utilize versatile kids' menus that offer familiar foods.
Bring individual flavor packets for picky eaters' drinks.
Use a refillable water bottle for unlimited water.
Videos (107)
2:44Celebrity Constellation Accessible Stateroom 6014
1:09:15VlogTexas Cruiser Monday Night Live
48:36Celestial Strings Full Show
4:34TipsUsing a travel CPAP - My Setup
3:29:25VlogThe Usual Suspects Saturday Night Edition 18+
3:07VlogChandelier - Celestial String
1:01TourThere is a hole in the floor!!! #celebritycruises #celebrityconstellation #comicconthecruise #shorts
1:07:21VlogMonday Night Live with Texas Cruiser!
10:03Port of Aruba
3:41Docking in Aruba
3:41Docking in Aruba
2:56Bring Me to Life
1:09:36VlogMonday Night Live with the Texas Cruiser
4:03TourThe Show Must Go On - Celestial Strings
3:16TipsCruise Tip Tuesday - Smart Elevators
4:09:23VlogThe Usual Suspects - Saturday Edition 18+
0:45Final Countdown to Comic-Con The Cruise (I do not own the rights to this music)
24:39Tour of Bonaire
1:38:29VlogCruise and Travel News with Special Guest Cruising Chris M
2:38TipsRoyal Caribbean Group Points Choice
3:18Carnival Horizon 7402 Accessible Cabin Tour December 2025
5:58:48VlogThe Usual Suspects - Saturday Edition - 18+
11:20Boarding the Carnival Horizon - My first Carnival Cruise!!!
3:13:51Vlog