Cruising Chris M
🥉Knowledgeable CreatorCruising Chris M description on YouTube:
I am an avid cruiser and traveler! Work as an educator at the high school level. DISCLOSURE - This channel has an Amazon affiliate link. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
We’ve analysed 107 of 162 videos so far.
Solid sample of Cruising Chris M's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20269395%88 of 9383%73 of 88
- 20253792%34 of 37100%34 of 34
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“I got five straight in a row on roulette, $10 bets, and then I went over to the slot machine, did a penny slot, one pull, 150 bucks, I walked out.”
“The moment my feet touch that gang way, it's like, 'Yep, this just got real.'”
“I don't know how those ships stayed afloat with the the size and weight of those captain's brass balls.”
“The shows were phenomenal. We actually sat through Celestial Strings twice.”
“I loved it. That grandiose is pretty good.”
“I found out this week I have stage three liver disease and it came out of the blue.”
“He ain't going to get across the pool deck. If it if it took him 20 steps to figure out that it was hot.”
“I got a private drive from Houston. Cost $350 round trip.”
“I had the love book fist today. It turned out to be a very expensive anxiety panic attack.”
“New Orleans is an absolute headache”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruising Chris M.
Bring a bottle of wine and make sangrias with juice to extend your wine.
If you don't drink a lot, consider buying a fifth of liquor on day one for the entire cruise.
Don't put smuggling methods on social media; share by mouth only.
Talk to the chef or dining staff for suggestions.
Ask for off-menu items or specific requests.
Utilize versatile kids' menus that offer familiar foods.
Bring individual flavor packets for picky eaters' drinks.
Use a refillable water bottle for unlimited water.
Videos (107)
3:20TipsCruise Cabin Departure Checklist
4:35:12VlogThe Usual Suspects - Saturday Edition 18+
16:10VlogLive From Celebrity Apex
2:27Kiss From A Rose Celestial Strings
17:19Allure of the Seas Anchor's Aweigh Parade
2:42We Found Love Celestial Strings
52:20VlogMonday Night Live
4:39:42VlogThe Usual Suspects Saturday Edition 18+
2:36TourFields of - Gold Celestial Strings
1:48:01TipsLoyalty Matters with Coach Cruise and Friends
1:02:14VlogMonday Night Live with Cruising Chris M, Texas Cruiser, and Friends...
2:54Viva La Vida - Celestial Strings
1:04:23VlogMonday Night Live with Texas Cruiser, Cruising Chris M and Friends...
6:07Returning to Port of Tampa on the Celebrity Constellation
4:23:37VlogThe Usual Suspects with Eddie Lugo Studios & The #Mooseknuckles Gang with Cruising Chris M 18+
2:08TourIn the Air Tonight
1:03:14VlogMonday Night Live with Cruising Chris M, The Texas Cruise,r and Friends...
3:32:57VlogThe Usual Suspects Saturday Edition 18+
3:31TourCome What May from Moulin Rouge! performed by Celestial Strings
1:02:52VlogMonday Night Live with the Texas Cruiser, Cruising Chris M, and Friends
2:16Celebrity Constellation Stateroom 2015 - Inside Stateroom Cabin Tour
3:02:35VlogThe Usual Suspects Saturday Edition 18+
3:12Chasing Cars Performed by Celestial Strings
1:33:30VlogCruise and Travel News (Raided by the Pirates of the Usual Suspects)