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Lois : No Cruise Control

Lois : No Cruise Control

🥉Knowledgeable Creator
785 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon1,841 Total Videos on YouTube34K subscribers

Lois : No Cruise Control description on YouTube:

Welcome! I’m Lois, I’m a Specialist Nurse in the NHS and a Cruise content creator! I have quite a niche job, which can be very sad, so my way to maintain my resilience is to cruise! To set sail and switch off! I’d love to share this with you and inspire you to cruise! Having spent over 530 days at sea, on 20 different Cruise Lines, I hope to show you that Cruising really is the best way to travel and the choice of different cruise line is immense! Subscribe to watch my NCL, Azamara, Silversea, Seabourn, Celebrity, National Geographic, Windstar, Virgin Voyages, Disney Cruise Line, Explora Journeys, MSC Yacht Club, Majestic Line, Ponant Le Bellot plus many more over this next year. Over the next year I’ll be cruising the Scottish islands, the Med, Antarctica and the Arctic and much more on some very exciting cruise lines. Facebook: nocruisecontrol85 Instagram: nocruisecontrol85

Catalogue Coverage
Established read · Lois : No Cruise Control

We’ve analysed 785 of 1,800+ videos so far.

Published
785
analysed and live on Trip Bacon
On YouTube
1,841
total catalogue
Catalogue coverage43%

Solid sample of Lois : No Cruise Control's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.

Annual Activity
Lois : No Cruise Control’s output · year over year

How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?

YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related ÷ discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed ÷ cruise-related)
  1. 2026
    42
  2. 2025
    426
  3. 2024
    418
  4. 2023
    398
  5. 2022
    463
  6. 2021
    65
  7. 2020
    1
  8. 2019
    10
Heat scale
0% → 100%“Discovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.

Topic-by-topic creator consensus

Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.

Strongest Praise
Spa & Fitness
13 mentions
Biggest Critique
Wi-Fi
9 mentions

Dining

Main Dining
Seriously Tasty26 video mentions
Specialty Dining
Seriously Tasty65 video mentions
Top
Buffet
Solid Strip12 video mentions
Room Service
Seriously Tasty6 video mentions

Cabins

Interior Cabins
Seriously Tasty24 video mentions
Balcony Cabins
Seriously Tasty71 video mentions
Suites
Seriously Tasty41 video mentions
Top

Entertainment

Shows
Seriously Tasty35 video mentions
Nightlife
Seriously Tasty12 video mentions
Casino
Solid Strip4 video mentions
Activities
Seriously Tasty32 video mentions

Deck & Recreation

Pool Deck
Solid Strip39 video mentions
Water Park
Seriously Tasty5 video mentions
Kids & Family
Solid Strip13 video mentions
Spa & Fitness
Seriously Tasty13 video mentions
Top

Ship & Crew

Ship Condition
Seriously Tasty101 video mentions
Embarkation
Solid Strip52 video mentions
Crew & Service
Seriously Tasty192 video mentions

Value & Logistics

Booking
Solid Strip48 video mentions
Value
Solid Strip76 video mentions
Excursions
Solid Strip86 video mentions
Wi-Fi
Barely Crispy9 video mentions
Loyalty Program
Seriously Tasty25 video mentions
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon — creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon — creators took issue with this
Meh — no strong opinion either way

Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.

About our Bacon Score methodology

Who’s this ship for?

How the ship rates with different travel parties.

Solo Travelers
82%
Loved
Best Match
Couples
86%
Loved

Consensus Seals

Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.

Foodie Favorite
Dining consistently praised
Date Night Ready
High sentiment from couples
Thrill Ship
Standout water park & activities
Great Value
Positive consensus on value-for-money
First-Timer Friendly
Highly rated by first-time cruisers
Showstopper
Entertainment praised by creators

What Creators Are Saying

Selected quotes from our creator panel.

The Good

we loved the hammock so much uh it's just so comfortable and just the most amazing idea

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

would definitely stay in a junior suite on morel explorer again definitely without a doubt

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

Stay tuned for some stunning views, unforgettable experiences, shore excursions and lots of penguins, loads of penguins.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

Being Welsh, I'm so happy, and I've got lots of presents for my fellow Welshies.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

I'm so excited, like super super excited to see them.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control
The Watch-outs

this was Cruise 52 for me and checkin was an absolute beep show um yeah absolutely awful chaotic no organization rude people passengers and crew just awful awful

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

She'll never ever be using Show Excursions um group again and cannot recommend it. Please do not.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

I'm really all I can do is apologize for that wow Jesus Christ

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

The shore excursions on this cruise are incredibly expensive. There would be like four $400 each for some of the cru uh trips.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

I've cruised with Azamara before. I don't remember them being so expensive, but literally a a trip on a ribbo was about $400 each each.

🥉KnowledgeableLois : No Cruise Control

Pro Tips From Creators

The most-shared advice for Lois : No Cruise Control.

  1. Stay tuned for more shorts or watch short vlogs about each port visited.

  2. Have your camera ready to get photographs of your ship or video ship during tender rides.

  3. Bring a snood to protect your ears, cheeks, and nose from the cold.

  4. Join the Beyond the Podium enrichment lecture program to enrich your sea days.

  5. Check your Celebrity app for the latest lecture times.

  6. Look out and look up in the main atrium to see the library.

  7. Enjoy the lawn club for a special day at sea.

  8. Visit the Gateway of India and Taj Mahal Palace when you dock at Mumbai International Cruise Terminal.

Videos (785)

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Don't Miss Out On The Sensational Noir On Queen Anne!0:14

Don't Miss Out On The Sensational Noir On Queen Anne!

· 203 views · 1 years ago
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AD • Aft staircase artwork #hollandamericaline #rotterdam #hollandamerica #cruiseship #cruise0:18

AD • Aft staircase artwork #hollandamericaline #rotterdam #hollandamerica #cruiseship #cruise

· 299 views · 1 years ago
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Experience An Unexpected Sea Adventure On Nieuw Statendam5:31Vlog

Experience An Unexpected Sea Adventure On Nieuw Statendam

· 110 views · 1 years ago
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AD I Spent a week on Cruise Ship Rotterdam and Found AMAZING Artwork

· 41 views · 1 years ago
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Want To Discover Norway's Hidden Gem? Watch This Now!0:07

Want To Discover Norway's Hidden Gem? Watch This Now!

· 97 views · 1 years ago
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Queens Room dancing #Cunard #cunardline #queenanne #queensroom #cruiseship #cruisevlogger0:06

Queens Room dancing #Cunard #cunardline #queenanne #queensroom #cruiseship #cruisevlogger

· 1K views · 1 years ago
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Want Breathtaking Ship Views? Watch This Now!0:25

Want Breathtaking Ship Views? Watch This Now!

· 110 views · 1 years ago
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BROWN BEAR in Alaska! #alaskacruise #silversea #grizzlybear #brownbear #alaskaextreme0:10

BROWN BEAR in Alaska! #alaskacruise #silversea #grizzlybear #brownbear #alaskaextreme

· 545 views · 1 years ago
4 Queens gin #queenanne #cunard #cunardline #cruiseship #cruisevlogger #cruise0:18

4 Queens gin #queenanne #cunard #cunardline #cruiseship #cruisevlogger #cruise

· 50 views · 1 years ago
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The Pavilion, #Queenanne #cunardline #cunard #cruisevlogger #cruising #cruise0:15

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· 192 views · 1 years ago
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Queen Anne views in Hamburg #cunardline #cunard #queenanne #cruiseship #cruise0:10

Queen Anne views in Hamburg #cunardline #cunard #queenanne #cruiseship #cruise

· 574 views · 1 years ago
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Boarding Nieuw Statendam In Iceland - Let The Adventure Begin!9:31

Boarding Nieuw Statendam In Iceland - Let The Adventure Begin!

· 115 views · 1 years ago
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Dinner in Tramonto #cunardline #queenanne #cruisevlogger #cruise #cruisefood0:23

Dinner in Tramonto #cunardline #queenanne #cruisevlogger #cruise #cruisefood

· 178 views · 1 years ago
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Lunch at Sir Samuel’s #cunardline #queenanne #cruisefood #cruising #steakhouse #cruise0:16

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· 164 views · 1 years ago
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Dinner at Aranya #cunardline #queenanne #cruisefood #cruising #cruise0:27

Dinner at Aranya #cunardline #queenanne #cruisefood #cruising #cruise

· 111 views · 1 years ago
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Panorama Pool Club on #cunardline #queenanne #cruisevlogger #cruiseship #cruise0:26

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· 153 views · 1 years ago
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· 74 views · 1 years ago
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AD • Dinner at Rudi’s Sel De Mer #hollandamericaline #rotterdam #cruisefood #cruisevlogger0:28

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· 99 views · 1 years ago
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AD • Dinner at Tamarind #hollandamericaline Rotterdam #cruisefood #cruise #cruisevlogger0:41

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· 82 views · 1 years ago
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Cruising In Luxury: A Day at sea Aboard The Queen Anne Cunard Line21:47

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· 896 views · 1 years ago
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AD • Kristiansand Coastal Cruise #shoreexcursion #hollandamericaline #cruising #cruisevlogger0:41

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AD • Morimoto by sea #cruisefood #hollandamericaline #cruiseship #cruising #finedining0:25

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