Lois : No Cruise Control
🥉Knowledgeable CreatorLois : No Cruise Control description on YouTube:
Welcome! I’m Lois, I’m a Specialist Nurse in the NHS and a Cruise content creator! I have quite a niche job, which can be very sad, so my way to maintain my resilience is to cruise! To set sail and switch off! I’d love to share this with you and inspire you to cruise! Having spent over 530 days at sea, on 20 different Cruise Lines, I hope to show you that Cruising really is the best way to travel and the choice of different cruise line is immense! Subscribe to watch my NCL, Azamara, Silversea, Seabourn, Celebrity, National Geographic, Windstar, Virgin Voyages, Disney Cruise Line, Explora Journeys, MSC Yacht Club, Majestic Line, Ponant Le Bellot plus many more over this next year. Over the next year I’ll be cruising the Scottish islands, the Med, Antarctica and the Arctic and much more on some very exciting cruise lines. Facebook: nocruisecontrol85 Instagram: nocruisecontrol85
We’ve analysed 800 of 1,800+ videos so far.
Solid sample of Lois : No Cruise Control's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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Consensus Seals
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“we loved the hammock so much uh it's just so comfortable and just the most amazing idea”
“would definitely stay in a junior suite on morel explorer again definitely without a doubt”
“Stay tuned for some stunning views, unforgettable experiences, shore excursions and lots of penguins, loads of penguins.”
“Being Welsh, I'm so happy, and I've got lots of presents for my fellow Welshies.”
“I'm so excited, like super super excited to see them.”
“this was Cruise 52 for me and checkin was an absolute beep show um yeah absolutely awful chaotic no organization rude people passengers and crew just awful awful”
“She'll never ever be using Show Excursions um group again and cannot recommend it. Please do not.”
“I'm really all I can do is apologize for that wow Jesus Christ”
“The shore excursions on this cruise are incredibly expensive. There would be like four $400 each for some of the cru uh trips.”
“I've cruised with Azamara before. I don't remember them being so expensive, but literally a a trip on a ribbo was about $400 each each.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Lois : No Cruise Control.
Stay tuned for more shorts or watch short vlogs about each port visited.
Have your camera ready to get photographs of your ship or video ship during tender rides.
Bring a snood to protect your ears, cheeks, and nose from the cold.
Join the Beyond the Podium enrichment lecture program to enrich your sea days.
Check your Celebrity app for the latest lecture times.
Look out and look up in the main atrium to see the library.
Enjoy the lawn club for a special day at sea.
Visit the Gateway of India and Taj Mahal Palace when you dock at Mumbai International Cruise Terminal.
Videos (800)
27:52VlogCelebrity Apex: Amsterdam Experience Revealed
22:32TourCruising In Style: A Day On The Celebrity Apex
11:45Discover Celebrity Apex: Southampton Departure
5:39Secrets of MSC World Europa's Dining
7:08VlogWe Tried the MS World Europa Speakeasy!
0:09Discover the Luxurious Pool Deck of Silversea Silver Dawn #cruiseship!
3:59Farewell to MSC World Europa | Disembarkation Day Vlog
17:32VlogLuxury Cruise Vlog: Secrets of MSC World Europa
0:10Breathtaking Oceania Riviera sights in Monaco!
5:59Exploring Valetta, Malta: Open Top Bus Tour Adventure with MSC World Europa!
0:11Arriving in MUMBAI, INDIA by Cruise Ship!
0:07#ad Beautiful ULTRA LUXURY yacht, Le Bellot, PONANT
10:28TourEpic Mount Etna Adventure: Cable Car & Truck Climb with MSC World Europa!
17:52VlogDiscover the Magic of Capri, Italy: MSC World Europa Shore Excursion from Naples!
11:12VlogVisiting Cassis with MSC World Europa #msccruises
16:53VlogCoastal Culture on the Ligurian Riviera! MSC WORLD EUROPA
0:18Disney WISH!
6:33#Ad Welcome to MS PORTO MIRANTE: Scylla’s Newest River Ship
0:05Fabulous Promenade Deck views!
8:43Tour#Ad Welcome to MS PORTO MIRANTE: Scylla’s Newest River Ship
0:11Anthem of the Seas views!
30:11Vlog#ad Welcome to MS PORTO MIRANTE: Scylla’s Newest River Ship
0:04Magnificent Italy! Visiting by Cruise!
0:29Silver Dawn, Silversea: Martime Pilot Daring Jump