Lois : No Cruise Control
🥉Knowledgeable CreatorLois : No Cruise Control description on YouTube:
Welcome! I’m Lois, I’m a Specialist Nurse in the NHS and a Cruise content creator! I have quite a niche job, which can be very sad, so my way to maintain my resilience is to cruise! To set sail and switch off! I’d love to share this with you and inspire you to cruise! Having spent over 530 days at sea, on 20 different Cruise Lines, I hope to show you that Cruising really is the best way to travel and the choice of different cruise line is immense! Subscribe to watch my NCL, Azamara, Silversea, Seabourn, Celebrity, National Geographic, Windstar, Virgin Voyages, Disney Cruise Line, Explora Journeys, MSC Yacht Club, Majestic Line, Ponant Le Bellot plus many more over this next year. Over the next year I’ll be cruising the Scottish islands, the Med, Antarctica and the Arctic and much more on some very exciting cruise lines. Facebook: nocruisecontrol85 Instagram: nocruisecontrol85
We’ve analysed 800 of 1,800+ videos so far.
Solid sample of Lois : No Cruise Control's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“we loved the hammock so much uh it's just so comfortable and just the most amazing idea”
“would definitely stay in a junior suite on morel explorer again definitely without a doubt”
“Stay tuned for some stunning views, unforgettable experiences, shore excursions and lots of penguins, loads of penguins.”
“Being Welsh, I'm so happy, and I've got lots of presents for my fellow Welshies.”
“I'm so excited, like super super excited to see them.”
“this was Cruise 52 for me and checkin was an absolute beep show um yeah absolutely awful chaotic no organization rude people passengers and crew just awful awful”
“She'll never ever be using Show Excursions um group again and cannot recommend it. Please do not.”
“I'm really all I can do is apologize for that wow Jesus Christ”
“The shore excursions on this cruise are incredibly expensive. There would be like four $400 each for some of the cru uh trips.”
“I've cruised with Azamara before. I don't remember them being so expensive, but literally a a trip on a ribbo was about $400 each each.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Lois : No Cruise Control.
Stay tuned for more shorts or watch short vlogs about each port visited.
Have your camera ready to get photographs of your ship or video ship during tender rides.
Bring a snood to protect your ears, cheeks, and nose from the cold.
Join the Beyond the Podium enrichment lecture program to enrich your sea days.
Check your Celebrity app for the latest lecture times.
Look out and look up in the main atrium to see the library.
Enjoy the lawn club for a special day at sea.
Visit the Gateway of India and Taj Mahal Palace when you dock at Mumbai International Cruise Terminal.
Videos (800)
11:18#Ad Welcome to MS PORTO MIRANTE: Scylla’s Newest River Ship
0:10Unveiling the Secrets of Explora 1
0:05Ship spotting in the BAHAMAS!
0:08Watch Celebrity Silhouette sailing from Port Everglades
13:16VlogEmbarkation! MSC World Europa Yacht Club - Med Cruise
0:06Sailing away from Cartagena in Colombia!
0:26Eating dinner in Eden
0:17Have you been to Cartagena, Colombia?
0:26Descending the Pedro Miguel Lock in the Panama Canal!
0:36Inside the Luxury Retreat on Celebrity Beyond
12:59Nieuw Statendam, Holland America Line Ship Visit in DOVER, UK
0:09Look at the PANAMA CANAL MULES! #panamacanal #travelvlogger
0:10Discovering Celebrity Beyond Cruise Ship
0:17Mystery of the Cruise Ship Cat Unveiled
0:31MARTINI BAR - Celebrity Beyond! #cruisevlogger #celebritybeyond
0:25Taking you on a SHORE EXCURSION in Bonaire #caribbeancruise #bonaire\
0:09Thrilling Caribbean RAIN SHOWER
0:28Panama Canal Lock Time Lapse! #travel #panamacanal #shoreexcursion
0:04CARIBBEAN Evenings at SEA #travel #cruisevacation #cruisetime
0:30Exploring PORT OASIS, Cartagena COLOMBIA
0:23Le Petit Chef - CELEBRITY CRUISES
0:04Celebrity Beyond in the PANAMA CANAL
7:33TourThe Magic of Le Petit Chef on Celebrity Beyond
0:10Beautiful Sky Princess #travel #princesscruises
