Lois : No Cruise Control
🥉Knowledgeable CreatorLois : No Cruise Control description on YouTube:
Welcome! I’m Lois, I’m a Specialist Nurse in the NHS and a Cruise content creator! I have quite a niche job, which can be very sad, so my way to maintain my resilience is to cruise! To set sail and switch off! I’d love to share this with you and inspire you to cruise! Having spent over 530 days at sea, on 20 different Cruise Lines, I hope to show you that Cruising really is the best way to travel and the choice of different cruise line is immense! Subscribe to watch my NCL, Azamara, Silversea, Seabourn, Celebrity, National Geographic, Windstar, Virgin Voyages, Disney Cruise Line, Explora Journeys, MSC Yacht Club, Majestic Line, Ponant Le Bellot plus many more over this next year. Over the next year I’ll be cruising the Scottish islands, the Med, Antarctica and the Arctic and much more on some very exciting cruise lines. Facebook: nocruisecontrol85 Instagram: nocruisecontrol85
We’ve analysed 800 of 1,800+ videos so far.
Solid sample of Lois : No Cruise Control's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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Consensus Seals
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“we loved the hammock so much uh it's just so comfortable and just the most amazing idea”
“would definitely stay in a junior suite on morel explorer again definitely without a doubt”
“Stay tuned for some stunning views, unforgettable experiences, shore excursions and lots of penguins, loads of penguins.”
“Being Welsh, I'm so happy, and I've got lots of presents for my fellow Welshies.”
“I'm so excited, like super super excited to see them.”
“this was Cruise 52 for me and checkin was an absolute beep show um yeah absolutely awful chaotic no organization rude people passengers and crew just awful awful”
“She'll never ever be using Show Excursions um group again and cannot recommend it. Please do not.”
“I'm really all I can do is apologize for that wow Jesus Christ”
“The shore excursions on this cruise are incredibly expensive. There would be like four $400 each for some of the cru uh trips.”
“I've cruised with Azamara before. I don't remember them being so expensive, but literally a a trip on a ribbo was about $400 each each.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Lois : No Cruise Control.
Stay tuned for more shorts or watch short vlogs about each port visited.
Have your camera ready to get photographs of your ship or video ship during tender rides.
Bring a snood to protect your ears, cheeks, and nose from the cold.
Join the Beyond the Podium enrichment lecture program to enrich your sea days.
Check your Celebrity app for the latest lecture times.
Look out and look up in the main atrium to see the library.
Enjoy the lawn club for a special day at sea.
Visit the Gateway of India and Taj Mahal Palace when you dock at Mumbai International Cruise Terminal.
Videos (800)
5:34Ultimate Celebrity Beyond Food Experience!
0:11Experiencing London's iconic Tower Bridge by ship #cruiseship #cruise
4:19Chandelier Show! On Board Celebrity Beyond ✨ 🍸
0:06Unveiling Holland America Line's Main Dining Room
0:06The Taj Mahal Palace Hotel, MUMBAI, INDIA #cruisevacation #cruisetravel
10:02TourBonaire Exploration with Celebrity Beyond: Must-See Sights
4:18A Day visiting Curaçao 🇨🇼 with Celebrity Beyond
2:25VIP Access: Inside the Celebrity Beyond Retreat
7:56Visiting Aruba 🇦🇼 for the Day with Celebrity Beyond
17:21VlogPanama Canal Adventure: Full Transit from the Atlantic to the Pacific!
9:54VlogCelebrity Beyond : Exploring Cartagena, Colombia
6:26VlogCelebrity Beyond : A Day at Sea en route to Columbia, South America
0:05Azamara Pursuit, Azamara Club Cruises
3:53Cruise Lines with the BEST FOOD!
6:20VlogWatching BRITANNIA cruise down the Solent from another Ship!
0:05SKY Princess
8:24Tour#ad SCHHH Premiere. Nicole Scherzinger, P&O Cruises
0:08Check out Celebrity Beyond's RESORT DECK
0:08Check out the BLUE EYE LOUNGE on PONANT
0:12Cruise SHIP BRIDGE Visit
0:06THE TEST KITCHEN!! virgin voyages food!
3:26COCKTAILS! : Virgin Voyages, Resilient Lady!
0:08LOOK at BEAUTIFUL Celebrity Beyond!
7:25Unveiling Virgin Voyages' Cruise Food! Resilient Lady