Lois : No Cruise Control
🥉Knowledgeable CreatorLois : No Cruise Control description on YouTube:
Welcome! I’m Lois, I’m a Specialist Nurse in the NHS and a Cruise content creator! I have quite a niche job, which can be very sad, so my way to maintain my resilience is to cruise! To set sail and switch off! I’d love to share this with you and inspire you to cruise! Having spent over 530 days at sea, on 20 different Cruise Lines, I hope to show you that Cruising really is the best way to travel and the choice of different cruise line is immense! Subscribe to watch my NCL, Azamara, Silversea, Seabourn, Celebrity, National Geographic, Windstar, Virgin Voyages, Disney Cruise Line, Explora Journeys, MSC Yacht Club, Majestic Line, Ponant Le Bellot plus many more over this next year. Over the next year I’ll be cruising the Scottish islands, the Med, Antarctica and the Arctic and much more on some very exciting cruise lines. Facebook: nocruisecontrol85 Instagram: nocruisecontrol85
We’ve analysed 800 of 1,800+ videos so far.
Solid sample of Lois : No Cruise Control's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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Consensus Seals
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“I couldn't recommend it enough”
“we loved the hammock so much uh it's just so comfortable and just the most amazing idea”
“would definitely stay in a junior suite on morel explorer again definitely without a doubt”
“Stay tuned for some stunning views, unforgettable experiences, shore excursions and lots of penguins, loads of penguins.”
“Being Welsh, I'm so happy, and I've got lots of presents for my fellow Welshies.”
“this was Cruise 52 for me and checkin was an absolute beep show um yeah absolutely awful chaotic no organization rude people passengers and crew just awful awful”
“She'll never ever be using Show Excursions um group again and cannot recommend it. Please do not.”
“I'm really all I can do is apologize for that wow Jesus Christ”
“The shore excursions on this cruise are incredibly expensive. There would be like four $400 each for some of the cru uh trips.”
“I've cruised with Azamara before. I don't remember them being so expensive, but literally a a trip on a ribbo was about $400 each each.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Lois : No Cruise Control.
Stay tuned for more shorts or watch short vlogs about each port visited.
Have your camera ready to get photographs of your ship or video ship during tender rides.
Bring a snood to protect your ears, cheeks, and nose from the cold.
Join the Beyond the Podium enrichment lecture program to enrich your sea days.
Check your Celebrity app for the latest lecture times.
Look out and look up in the main atrium to see the library.
Enjoy the lawn club for a special day at sea.
Visit the Gateway of India and Taj Mahal Palace when you dock at Mumbai International Cruise Terminal.
Videos (800)
0:09Visiting Fishguard, Wales, with Ponant, Ultra Luxury Cruising
12:35VlogExplore Fishguard, Wales in Style: Unforgettable Ultra Luxury Cruising with Ponant
0:06See Incredible Views: Rigged Cruise Ship Tender Ride to the Magnificent Golden Horizon!
11:38VlogEscape to Penzance in Style: Unforgettable Ultra Luxury Cruising with Ponant, on Le Bellot
0:09Toulon Revealed: Journey into France's Coastal Gem | Cruise Port |
0:06The Allure of Florence: Captivating Views and Cultural Treasures
13:17VlogThe Bridge, Cowes and Britannia! | Le Bellot | Ponant | Ulta Luxury Cruising |
0:08Ship Spotting in Nassau, Bahamas: Unveiling the Magnificent Cruise Ships
0:09STAR WARS : HYPERSPACE LOUNGE - on board DISNEY WISH! Disney Cruise Line
0:09AD - Holland America Line Rotterdam!
0:05The Baltic and Ligurian Loyalty Luncheon | P&O Cruises |
21:21VlogCruising through Tower Bridge! VLOG 2 on PONANT LE BELLOT | AD |
8:07EMBARKATION Onto Ultra Luxury Le Bellot | PONANT |
0:10Dinner in Enchante on Disney Wish AD DISNEY WISH
9:35AD SHIP TOUR | HAL Rotterdam | Holland America Line |
10:35VlogAD Debark Day Tour to Keukenhof! HAL Rotterdam | Holland America Line | HAL Rotterdam |
0:05Fort Lauderdale Views | Port Everglades | Cruising | Florida |
5:12VlogAD A day at SEA on board HAL Rotterdam | Holland America Line | HAL Rotterdam |
0:05Fort Lauderdale Views | Port Everglades | Cruising | Florida |
9:02AD Visiting COPENHAGEN, DENMARK on HAL Rotterdam! | Holland America Line | HAL Rotterdam |
0:07Celebrity Beyond SOLO INFINITE BALCONY! | Celebrity Cruises | SOLO Travel
0:06Valiant Lady, Virgin Voyages #cruisevlogger #cruiseship #shorts #cruise #virginvoyages
17:49VlogAD Visiting OSLO, NORWAY on HAL Rotterdam! | Holland America Line | HAL Rotterdam |
8:21VlogAD A SEA Day on board HAL Rotterdam! | Holland America Line | HAL Rotterdam |