Lois : No Cruise Control
🥉Knowledgeable CreatorLois : No Cruise Control description on YouTube:
Welcome! I’m Lois, I’m a Specialist Nurse in the NHS and a Cruise content creator! I have quite a niche job, which can be very sad, so my way to maintain my resilience is to cruise! To set sail and switch off! I’d love to share this with you and inspire you to cruise! Having spent over 530 days at sea, on 20 different Cruise Lines, I hope to show you that Cruising really is the best way to travel and the choice of different cruise line is immense! Subscribe to watch my NCL, Azamara, Silversea, Seabourn, Celebrity, National Geographic, Windstar, Virgin Voyages, Disney Cruise Line, Explora Journeys, MSC Yacht Club, Majestic Line, Ponant Le Bellot plus many more over this next year. Over the next year I’ll be cruising the Scottish islands, the Med, Antarctica and the Arctic and much more on some very exciting cruise lines. Facebook: nocruisecontrol85 Instagram: nocruisecontrol85
We’ve analysed 800 of 1,800+ videos so far.
Solid sample of Lois : No Cruise Control's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“we loved the hammock so much uh it's just so comfortable and just the most amazing idea”
“would definitely stay in a junior suite on morel explorer again definitely without a doubt”
“Stay tuned for some stunning views, unforgettable experiences, shore excursions and lots of penguins, loads of penguins.”
“Being Welsh, I'm so happy, and I've got lots of presents for my fellow Welshies.”
“I'm so excited, like super super excited to see them.”
“this was Cruise 52 for me and checkin was an absolute beep show um yeah absolutely awful chaotic no organization rude people passengers and crew just awful awful”
“She'll never ever be using Show Excursions um group again and cannot recommend it. Please do not.”
“I'm really all I can do is apologize for that wow Jesus Christ”
“The shore excursions on this cruise are incredibly expensive. There would be like four $400 each for some of the cru uh trips.”
“I've cruised with Azamara before. I don't remember them being so expensive, but literally a a trip on a ribbo was about $400 each each.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Lois : No Cruise Control.
Stay tuned for more shorts or watch short vlogs about each port visited.
Have your camera ready to get photographs of your ship or video ship during tender rides.
Bring a snood to protect your ears, cheeks, and nose from the cold.
Join the Beyond the Podium enrichment lecture program to enrich your sea days.
Check your Celebrity app for the latest lecture times.
Look out and look up in the main atrium to see the library.
Enjoy the lawn club for a special day at sea.
Visit the Gateway of India and Taj Mahal Palace when you dock at Mumbai International Cruise Terminal.
Videos (800)
27:11AD Rotterdam, Private Water Taxi ride and sailaway! | Holland America Line | HAL Rotterdam |
0:07Check out GORGEOUS Norwegian Prima! NCL's newest Ship! | Norwegian Cruise Line |
0:06Experience a Once-in-a-Lifetime Trip to the Monaco Grand Prix with Azamara Cruises!
15:29TourAD Holland America Line 150th Anniversary Celebrations in Rotterdam! | Holland America Cruise Line |
0:11Ready to Sail Away? Uncover the Secrets of Caribbean Cruising!
0:20Cruise Ship docked next to HMS Belfast on the Thames!
0:10Beautiful Celebrity Edge
0:12Beautiful Celebrity Beyond
25:25VlogAD Holland America Line - Rotterdam - Embarkation in Dover | Holland America Cruise |
0:13You Won't Believe How GORGEOUS Norwegian Prima Is!
6:25VlogLeaving The Seabourn Ovation: What You Need To Know Before Saying Goodbye
0:15Get Ready to Set Sail one of the Hottest Newest Cruise Lines!
0:23Watch This Breathtaking Sight Unfold as the Queen Mary 2 Glides by!
0:15Witness the World's Largest Cruise Ship: The Wonder of the Seas!
0:22See Incredible Views: Rigged Cruise Ship Tender Ride to the Magnificent Golden Horizon!
9:03VlogExplore Grenada on the Majestic Seabourn Ovation: A Cruise You Won't Forget!
0:08Discovering the Hidden Paradise of Castaway Cay: A Disney Cruise Line Experience!
0:09Cruise in Style on the Glorious Celebrity Apex!
0:10Sky Princess in the Caribbean: Your Boat Ride is About to Turn BEAUTIFUL!
8:05VlogSeabourn Ovation : Castries, St Lucia
0:06Disney Wish : the FABULOUS Newest DISNEY CRUISE LINE ship!
0:07Maho Beach aeroplane landing : Caribbean
6:36VlogExplore the Caribbean with Seabourn Ovation on the Island of Terre-De-Haut
0:25Have you Cruised with Virgin Voyages? | Virgin Voyages | Adult only Cruise |