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Lois : No Cruise Control

Lois : No Cruise Control

🥈Expert Creator
1,423 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon1,877 Total Videos on YouTube34K subscribers

Lois : No Cruise Control description on YouTube:

Welcome! I’m Lois, I’m a Specialist Nurse in the NHS and a Cruise content creator! I have quite a niche job, which can be very sad, so my way to maintain my resilience is to cruise! To set sail and switch off! I’d love to share this with you and inspire you to cruise! Having spent over 530 days at sea, on 20 different Cruise Lines, I hope to show you that Cruising really is the best way to travel and the choice of different cruise line is immense! Subscribe to watch my NCL, Azamara, Silversea, Seabourn, Celebrity, National Geographic, Windstar, Virgin Voyages, Disney Cruise Line, Explora Journeys, MSC Yacht Club, Majestic Line, Ponant Le Bellot plus many more over this next year. Over the next year I’ll be cruising the Scottish islands, the Med, Antarctica and the Arctic and much more on some very exciting cruise lines. Facebook: nocruisecontrol85 Instagram: nocruisecontrol85

Catalogue CoverageDeep coverage
Deep coverage · Lois : No Cruise Control

We’ve analysed 1,423 of 1,900+ videos so far.

Published
1,423
analysed and live on Trip Bacon
On YouTube
1,877
total catalogue
Catalogue coverage76%

Comprehensive read on Lois : No Cruise Control's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.

Annual Activity
Lois : No Cruise Control’s output · year over year

How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?

YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related ÷ discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed ÷ cruise-related)
  1. 2026
    46
  2. 2025
    426
  3. 2024
    418
  4. 2023
    398
  5. 2022
    463
  6. 2021
    65
  7. 2020
    1
  8. 2019
    10
Heat scale
0% → 100%“Discovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.

Topic-by-topic creator consensus

Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.

Strongest Praise
Suites
44 mentions
Biggest Critique
Wi-Fi
12 mentions

Dining

Main Dining
Seriously Tasty41 video mentions
Top
Specialty Dining
Seriously Tasty103 video mentions
Top
Buffet
Solid Strip26 video mentions
Room Service
Seriously Tasty8 video mentions

Cabins

Interior Cabins
Seriously Tasty31 video mentions
Balcony Cabins
Seriously Tasty94 video mentions
Suites
Seriously Tasty44 video mentions
Top

Entertainment

Shows
Seriously Tasty57 video mentions
Nightlife
Seriously Tasty15 video mentions
Casino
Solid Strip5 video mentions
Activities
Seriously Tasty45 video mentions

Deck & Recreation

Pool Deck
Solid Strip57 video mentions
Water Park
Seriously Tasty5 video mentions
Kids & Family
Solid Strip17 video mentions
Spa & Fitness
Seriously Tasty16 video mentions

Ship & Crew

Ship Condition
Seriously Tasty158 video mentions
Embarkation
Solid Strip83 video mentions
Crew & Service
Seriously Tasty288 video mentions

Value & Logistics

Booking
Solid Strip58 video mentions
Value
Solid Strip111 video mentions
Excursions
Solid Strip145 video mentions
Wi-Fi
A Nibble12 video mentions
Loyalty Program
Seriously Tasty37 video mentions
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon — creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon — creators took issue with this
Meh — no strong opinion either way

Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.

About our Bacon Score methodology

Who’s this ship for?

How the ship rates with different travel parties.

Solo Travelers
82%
Loved
Couples
85%
Loved
Best Match
Groups
90%
Loved

Consensus Seals

Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.

Foodie Favorite
Dining consistently praised
Date Night Ready
High sentiment from couples
Thrill Ship
Standout water park & activities
Great Value
Positive consensus on value-for-money
First-Timer Friendly
Highly rated by first-time cruisers
Showstopper
Entertainment praised by creators

What Creators Are Saying

Selected quotes from our creator panel.

The Good

I couldn't recommend it enough

i just like yeah no theater's ever going to be as good as that never

we loved the hammock so much uh it's just so comfortable and just the most amazing idea

would definitely stay in a junior suite on morel explorer again definitely without a doubt

I mean, this is heaven already. We're sailing past the Arctic. It's beautiful. It's our balcony view at the moment.

The Watch-outs

I need to think of something that stands for NC because quite frankly it's the worst customer service I have ever received in my life

I'm now had my FC cancelled between oh dropping my card between the 24th of November and the 6 when I got on the ship without anyone telling me

this was Cruise 52 for me and checkin was an absolute beep show um yeah absolutely awful chaotic no organization rude people passengers and crew just awful awful

She'll never ever be using Show Excursions um group again and cannot recommend it. Please do not.

I'm really all I can do is apologize for that wow Jesus Christ

Pro Tips From Creators

The most-shared advice for Lois : No Cruise Control.

  1. Use your smartphone for photography and attend the onboard lectures to learn new tricks and tips.

  2. Pack plenty of layers for all weathers.

  3. If you feel the cold, invest in high-quality thermal underwear.

  4. Book an Antarctica cruise to experience the scenery from a balcony stateroom.

  5. Take a shore excursion to sail along the Beagle Channel for wildlife spotting.

  6. Don't miss the Beyond the Podium Enrichment Lecture Program on sea days.

  7. Check your Celebrity app for the latest lecture times.

  8. Head to the Equinox Theater for lectures.

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