Port Monkeys
🥈Expert CreatorPort Monkeys description on YouTube:
Port Monkeys is dedicated to all things cruising and travel. We feature ship reviews and tours, including cabins. What to do in port and shore excursions. New videos are posted often. We hope you enjoy the videos. Don’t forget to subscribe. Thanks for watching.
We’ve analysed 1,313 of 1,600+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Port Monkeys's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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- 202535679%283 of 356100%283 of 283
- 202427486%237 of 274100%237 of 237
- 202336580%293 of 365100%293 of 293
- 202219085%162 of 190100%162 of 162
- 202112174%89 of 121100%89 of 89
- 20207472%53 of 74100%53 of 53
- 20197274%53 of 72100%53 of 53
- 20185688%49 of 56100%49 of 49
- 20171694%15 of 16100%15 of 15
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“would I go on it again definitely in a heartbeat it's a great ship”
“It was just great.”
“It's great to be here. It's great to be in love again.”
“World's best cruise ship. 2025, Royal Princess.”
“Anyway, and that's a little sample of what to do on a princess ship in the evening.”
“we are not going to cruise we are not happy”
“we got a call from princess that our cruise was cancelled cancelled cancelled”
“So, I guess what I could say about the snorkeling is don't come on this excursion if if you want to snorkel, if you want to have good snorkeling.”
“princess really needs to change that for us this was such an inconvenience for everybody”
“Lionfish are bad. Yeah, it looks They're evil.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Port Monkeys.
Come up to deck 18 if you ever go under the Golden Gate Bridge or through the Panama Canal.
Look for Planks Barbecue on every other night.
Rent a car to explore the island.
Be aware of shuttle times to avoid missing the last one.
Check beach conditions before planning to snorkel.
Watch the other video from New Wheelie Wheelie to find out the story of budget car rental.
You can walk across the sand, but you have to walk across the water too.
The hotel will ask you not to sit on the grass; sand is public, grass is hotel.
Videos (1313)
16:24VlogLive From the Caribbean Princess in the Caribbean Sea, day 5
19:04VlogLive From the Caribbean Princess in the Caribbean Sea, day 4
5:45Tour360° Walk in the Tierra Mayor Valley in Ushuaia, Argentina, Ushuaia in 4K
10:57VlogLive From the Caribbean Princess in the Caribbean, day 3
13:24VlogLive From the Caribbean Princess in the Caribbean, day 2
10:11TourVisiting the Space Needle in Seattle, Washington
14:29VlogLive From the Caribbean Princess in Ft. Lauderdale, day 1
6:07Tour360° Walk in the Caminito Area of Buenos Aires,Buenos Aires, Argentina in 4K
10:44TourSpasski River Bear Search in Icy Strait Point, Alaska
7:51VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, day 22, Last Day
12:00VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, day 21
4:11TourDining Choices on the Sapphire Princess (and the Diamond) *Duplicate Video*
15:17VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, day 20
16:57VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, day 19
5:01VlogSailing into Honolulu Harbor on the Carnival Luminosa
19:14VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, day 18
4:34TourThe Cruise Director Staff on the Sapphire Princess
9:27VlogLive From the Ala Moana Beach in Honolulu, Hawaii (Carnival Luminosa), day 17
10:23VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, day 16
9:03VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, day 15
20:49VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, King Neptune Ceremony, day 14
9:34VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, day 12
25:36VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, today is day 11, Mo’orea, part 1
33:42VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, today is day 11, Mo’orea, part 2