Port Monkeys
π₯Expert CreatorPort Monkeys description on YouTube:
Port Monkeys is dedicated to all things cruising and travel. We feature ship reviews and tours, including cabins. What to do in port and shore excursions. New videos are posted often. We hope you enjoy the videos. Donβt forget to subscribe. Thanks for watching.
Weβve analysed 1,320 of 1,600+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Port Monkeys's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score β 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0β5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = βmehβ, 5 = βbacon blissβ. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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How the ship rates with different travel parties.
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
βwould I go on it again definitely in a heartbeat it's a great shipβ
βIt was just great.β
βIt's great to be here. It's great to be in love again.β
βWorld's best cruise ship. 2025, Royal Princess.β
βAnyway, and that's a little sample of what to do on a princess ship in the evening.β
βwe are not going to cruise we are not happyβ
βwe got a call from princess that our cruise was cancelled cancelled cancelledβ
βSo, I guess what I could say about the snorkeling is don't come on this excursion if if you want to snorkel, if you want to have good snorkeling.β
βprincess really needs to change that for us this was such an inconvenience for everybodyβ
βLionfish are bad. Yeah, it looks They're evil.β
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Port Monkeys.
Come up to deck 18 if you ever go under the Golden Gate Bridge or through the Panama Canal.
Look for Planks Barbecue on every other night.
Rent a car to explore the island.
Be aware of shuttle times to avoid missing the last one.
Check beach conditions before planning to snorkel.
Watch the other video from New Wheelie Wheelie to find out the story of budget car rental.
You can walk across the sand, but you have to walk across the water too.
The hotel will ask you not to sit on the grass; sand is public, grass is hotel.
Videos (1320)
8:12Live From the Sapphire Princess Theater with Sebastian Fucci, still day 27
11:14VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess in the Piazza , day 26
7:50VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess in Costa Rica, day 25
4:11TourDining Choices on the Sapphire Princess (and the Diamond Princess)
9:04VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess, day 24
9:12VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess, day 23
7:51VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess, day 21
6:39VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess at Sea, day 22
1:53Time-Lapse of the Beagle Channel From Ushuaia, Argentina
7:21VlogLive From Next to the Sapphire Princess, day 20
9:27VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess off the Coast of Peru, day 19
9:15TourLive From the Sapphire Princess, day 18
9:48VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess, day 17
12:06VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess at the Halfway Point, day16
7:48VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess on Turnaround Day, day 15
8:40TourSapphire Princess - Balcony Cabin L223 Tour 2023
9:42VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess Buffet, day 14
11:20VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess, day 12
8:33VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess, day 11
10:06VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess, day 10
1:57VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess in the Beagle Channel, day 9
14:13VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess Off Cape Horn, day 8
18:42VlogWalking in Akureyri, Iceland - What to Do on Your Day in Port
5:21VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess in Stanley, Falkland Islands, day 7 οΏΌ