Port Monkeys
π₯Expert CreatorPort Monkeys description on YouTube:
Port Monkeys is dedicated to all things cruising and travel. We feature ship reviews and tours, including cabins. What to do in port and shore excursions. New videos are posted often. We hope you enjoy the videos. Donβt forget to subscribe. Thanks for watching.
Weβve analysed 1,320 of 1,600+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Port Monkeys's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score β 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0β5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = βmehβ, 5 = βbacon blissβ. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWhoβs this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
βwould I go on it again definitely in a heartbeat it's a great shipβ
βIt was just great.β
βIt's great to be here. It's great to be in love again.β
βWorld's best cruise ship. 2025, Royal Princess.β
βAnyway, and that's a little sample of what to do on a princess ship in the evening.β
βwe are not going to cruise we are not happyβ
βwe got a call from princess that our cruise was cancelled cancelled cancelledβ
βSo, I guess what I could say about the snorkeling is don't come on this excursion if if you want to snorkel, if you want to have good snorkeling.β
βprincess really needs to change that for us this was such an inconvenience for everybodyβ
βLionfish are bad. Yeah, it looks They're evil.β
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Port Monkeys.
Come up to deck 18 if you ever go under the Golden Gate Bridge or through the Panama Canal.
Look for Planks Barbecue on every other night.
Rent a car to explore the island.
Be aware of shuttle times to avoid missing the last one.
Check beach conditions before planning to snorkel.
Watch the other video from New Wheelie Wheelie to find out the story of budget car rental.
You can walk across the sand, but you have to walk across the water too.
The hotel will ask you not to sit on the grass; sand is public, grass is hotel.
Videos (1320)
9:27VlogLive From the Ala Moana Beach in Honolulu, Hawaii (Carnival Luminosa), day 17
10:23VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, day 16
9:03VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, day 15
20:49VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, King Neptune Ceremony, day 14
9:34VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, day 12
25:36VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, today is day 11, Moβorea, part 1
33:42VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, today is day 11, Moβorea, part 2
8:57TourBalcony Cabin 6281 on the Carnival Luminosa 2023
26:14VlogLive From Near the Carnival Luminosa, day 10, Papeete, Tahiti
10:54VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, day 8?, Wednesday Again?
11:12VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, day 7, Crossing the International Date Line
3:31Vlog360Β° Walk to the End of Land in Loreto, Mexico in 4K
9:36VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, day 5, Still in the South PacificοΏΌ
13:01VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, day 3
14:28VlogLive From the Carnival Luminosa, day 2
5:13VlogBoarding the Carnival Luminosa in Brisbane, Australia
6:47VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess, day 32, last day
10:16TourLive From the Sapphire Princess Captainβs Farewell, day 31
7:11VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess, day 31, part 2
22:38VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess Leaving Cabo San Lucas, day 30 (with whale)
12:50VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess at Sunset (Almost), day 28
3:01Time-lapse of Amalia Glacier in Chile
0:05Sea Turtle as Seen From a Cruise Ship #shorts @PortMonkeys
8:30VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess off the Coast of Mexico, day 27