Port Monkeys
🥈Expert CreatorPort Monkeys description on YouTube:
Port Monkeys is dedicated to all things cruising and travel. We feature ship reviews and tours, including cabins. What to do in port and shore excursions. New videos are posted often. We hope you enjoy the videos. Don’t forget to subscribe. Thanks for watching.
We’ve analysed 1,320 of 1,600+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Port Monkeys's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“would I go on it again definitely in a heartbeat it's a great ship”
“It was just great.”
“It's great to be here. It's great to be in love again.”
“World's best cruise ship. 2025, Royal Princess.”
“Anyway, and that's a little sample of what to do on a princess ship in the evening.”
“we are not going to cruise we are not happy”
“we got a call from princess that our cruise was cancelled cancelled cancelled”
“So, I guess what I could say about the snorkeling is don't come on this excursion if if you want to snorkel, if you want to have good snorkeling.”
“princess really needs to change that for us this was such an inconvenience for everybody”
“Lionfish are bad. Yeah, it looks They're evil.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Port Monkeys.
Come up to deck 18 if you ever go under the Golden Gate Bridge or through the Panama Canal.
Look for Planks Barbecue on every other night.
Rent a car to explore the island.
Be aware of shuttle times to avoid missing the last one.
Check beach conditions before planning to snorkel.
Watch the other video from New Wheelie Wheelie to find out the story of budget car rental.
You can walk across the sand, but you have to walk across the water too.
The hotel will ask you not to sit on the grass; sand is public, grass is hotel.
Videos (1320)
9:41TourLive From the Sapphire Princess, day 5
6:56VlogLive From the Sapphire Princess, day 4 Champagne Waterfall
5:34VlogSailing out of Buenos Aires, Argentina on the Sapphire Princess 
8:29TourInside Cabin B242 Tour on the Diamond Princess ダイヤモンド・プリンセス号 B242 キャビン内ツアー 鑽石公主號 B242 艙內之旅
2:53VlogA 360° Walk in Akureyri, Iceland Part II 4K
0:17Wave Hits Cruise Ship in Slow Motion #shorts @PortMonkeys
33:45TourConcordia, Copala & Gold Zone Tour in Mazatlan, Mexico
8:03Tour360° Walk on the Diamond Princess Upper Decks 4K
55:09TourDiamond Princess - Complete Ship Tour 2023 鑽石公主號 年完整遊輪之旅 ダイアモンド プリンセス - コンプリート シップ ツア
0:39Windy Day on a Cruise Ship #shorts @PortMonkeys
7:44Tour360° Walk on the Diamond Princess Lower Decks 4K
9:25TourDiamond Princess Balcony Cabin B512 Tour ダイヤモンド プリンセス バルコニー キャビン B512 ツアー 鑽石公主陽台小屋 B512 之旅
1:30Cabo San Lucas Time Lapse 2023
6:12VlogLive from the Diamond Princess - The Last Night of the Cruise
23:42TourIsland Princess Ship Tour 2022 - A Quick Look
7:36VlogLive from the Diamond Princess - Captains Gala Dinner
8:57VlogLive From the Diamond Princess - Entertainment - day 12
5:18VlogLive From the Diamond Princess - day 11
14:58VlogLive From the Diamond Princess - Another Champagne Waterfall
15:39VlogLive From the Diamond Princess as it Leaves San Diego
6:07VlogLive From the Diamond Princess - in cabin B-512
21:49TourEurodam Ship Tour - A Quick Look 2022
5:05VlogLive From the Diamond Princess - Captain’s Gala
10:24VlogLive From the Diamond Princess- day 5