Professor Melissa
🏅Authority CreatorProfessor Melissa description on YouTube:
I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.
We’ve analysed 1,211 of 1,400+ videos so far.
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What Creators Are Saying About Professor Melissa
this one here is a large interior stateateroom. It's on the main deck or deck one. And this one can accommodate up to three guests.
S.W. Black Travel
MysteryShadow1969
I'm actually quite surprised by how much I like this room. It does of course come with an extra cost.
Jamie
I think something that I really want to get back to are these weekly vlogs. I think you guys really enjoy them and I want to just, you know, even if it's not a magical week
Christopher
I've cruised a lot. I've never had an issue with that. I've never had an issue with that.
Matt
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“We had the perfect day in Curacel.”
“Oh my god, that was out of this world.”
“So overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.”
“If you take an Alaskan cruise, you got to get at least one whale watching excursion in. And yes, you will see whales from the cruise ship, but a whale watching experience or excursion gets you up much more close and personal.”
“For 40 bucks, you get a British Colonial day pass that is taxes and fees included, and it includes a meal.”
“A band-aid, an ink pen, a fake eyelash, straws, a child's plastic spider ring, must have been Halloween, coins, and a nose ring hoop.”
“I kind of hate it.”
“I can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.”
“one man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.”
“Bar none the worst cruise experience I've ever had. Both ship, food, service, everything.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.
Check itinerary language specifically for 'full transit', 'partial transit', or 'port of call' to avoid booking errors.
Set your alarm earlier than the published canal transit time as announcements can be quiet.
Splurge on a balcony stateroom to comfortably watch the canal transit.
Book cruise line excursions in advance for Panama (Colon) because independent shore excursions may not be possible during Gatun Lake transits.
In Cartagena, prioritize the walled city in the morning to avoid heat and aggressive vendors.
Use headphones or AirPods for music instead of playing it out loud.
If you are able-bodied and only traveling one or two decks, take the stairs to leave elevators for those with mobility issues.
Respect designated smoking areas and avoid smoking on balconies.
Videos (1211)
1:07TipsHave you ever had an item confiscated on a cruise and had to retrieve it from the "table of shame?"
1:03VlogI hate debarkation day, but I love discovering new travel gems, and I found a new Orlando area
29:34VlogRoyal Caribbean’s Utopia of the Seas | First Impressions & Ship Vibes
1:00TipsHelp me figure out what to do in Miami tomorrow, please
1:03TipsA big mistake cruisers make when visiting Nassau is visiting Junkanoo beach
0:32TipsIf you’re planning a European cruise, here are 3 things to know
1:10TourHere’s a tour of an oceanview stateroom on Royal Caribbean’s Utopia of the Seas
12:25TipsCruise Chaos: Onboard Brawl, Loyalty Drama & Hidden Royal Caribbean Deals
1:10VlogI haven’t sailed Royal Caribbean in over a year, and I’ve never sailed on one of their new fancy big
1:00TipsPacking for a cruise? Here are some unexpected things to bring
1:27TipsOh, how I loved Bermuda
1:21VlogCruise Fight Takes an Unexpected Turn 😲
1:01TipsDefinitely in the “never check a bag” club
14:18Tips15 Cruise Rules Everyone Breaks (But Shouldn’t)
0:35TipsI think this is a great change for thr cruising industry
1:26TipsCarnival’s VIFP Update
1:05TipsRosedon Hotel in Bermuda
1:22VlogCruising from Norfolk Cruise Port
20:41TipsCruise Chaos: Passenger Jumps Overboard, Disney Delays, Carnival Backlash & Crime Surge at Sea
1:00TipsWho else is obsessed with Half Moon Cay?
0:16What unexpected stores have you found during your travels?
0:40TipsHere’s a cautionary tale for all my fellow degenerate cruise casino players
0:18Small, medium, XXL
1:15Tips