Professor Melissa
🏅Authority CreatorProfessor Melissa description on YouTube:
I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.
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What Creators Are Saying About Professor Melissa
this one here is a large interior stateateroom. It's on the main deck or deck one. And this one can accommodate up to three guests.
S.W. Black Travel
MysteryShadow1969
I'm actually quite surprised by how much I like this room. It does of course come with an extra cost.
Jamie
I think something that I really want to get back to are these weekly vlogs. I think you guys really enjoy them and I want to just, you know, even if it's not a magical week
Christopher
I've cruised a lot. I've never had an issue with that. I've never had an issue with that.
Matt
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“We had the perfect day in Curacel.”
“Oh my god, that was out of this world.”
“So overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.”
“If you take an Alaskan cruise, you got to get at least one whale watching excursion in. And yes, you will see whales from the cruise ship, but a whale watching experience or excursion gets you up much more close and personal.”
“For 40 bucks, you get a British Colonial day pass that is taxes and fees included, and it includes a meal.”
“A band-aid, an ink pen, a fake eyelash, straws, a child's plastic spider ring, must have been Halloween, coins, and a nose ring hoop.”
“I kind of hate it.”
“I can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.”
“one man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.”
“Bar none the worst cruise experience I've ever had. Both ship, food, service, everything.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.
Check itinerary language specifically for 'full transit', 'partial transit', or 'port of call' to avoid booking errors.
Set your alarm earlier than the published canal transit time as announcements can be quiet.
Splurge on a balcony stateroom to comfortably watch the canal transit.
Book cruise line excursions in advance for Panama (Colon) because independent shore excursions may not be possible during Gatun Lake transits.
In Cartagena, prioritize the walled city in the morning to avoid heat and aggressive vendors.
Use headphones or AirPods for music instead of playing it out loud.
If you are able-bodied and only traveling one or two decks, take the stairs to leave elevators for those with mobility issues.
Respect designated smoking areas and avoid smoking on balconies.
Videos (1211)
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18:36TipsSolo Cruise Secrets: Tips for Your Best Trip Yet
0:21ReviewThe Best Waterproof Beach Bag for a Cruise
0:12How to Make Carnival Soft Serve Even Better on Your Next Cruise!
0:29TipsHere’s the scoop on hair styling tools on cruise ships.
0:14TipsBougie charcuterie boards aren’t just for the fancy cruise lines
0:11Cruise ship pools and hot tubs… yay or nay? 🚢
1:00TipsWhat You Need to Know About Carnival's New Late-Night Dining Options
23:26TipsWhy Does Everyone Hate Nassau? Unpacking the Controversy
0:23TipsCarnival’s Famous Lava Cake, Is the 'Lava' the Best Part?
0:49Amazon Elegant Night Cruise Haul ✨🛳️
0:08When the Opening Notes to the Wobble Hit…
0:49Amazon Haul: Affordable Cruise Formal Night Dresses
1:07TipsMagens Bay Beach: Must-Know Tips for St. Thomas Cruisers!
7:14What to Wear on a Cruise (Formal Night Outfit Ideas)
0:06It truly is therapeutic…
1:00TipsWhat do you think? Dogs on a cruise… yay or nay? 🐕
0:41TourThis is a must stop spot for me every time I cruise to Nassau, especially because you can walk there
0:21TourIf You've Found This Hidden Gem in Nassau, Sorry... But Not Really!
0:05Who Else is Obsessed with the Ship Channel?
0:47TipsCarnival to Enforce its Minor Policy
12:35TipsMaximize Your Short Cruise: Expert Tips for Planning, Packing, and Enjoying Every Moment
1:00TipsNassau’s Public Beaches Are Great, But Are They Too Crowded?
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