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Professor Melissa

Professor Melissa

πŸ…Authority Creator
1,211 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon1,424 Total Videos on YouTube88K subscribers

Professor Melissa description on YouTube:

I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.

Catalogue CoverageDeep coverage
Deep coverage Β· Professor Melissa

We’ve analysed 1,211 of 1,400+ videos so far.

Published
1,211
analysed and live on Trip Bacon
On YouTube
1,424
total catalogue
Catalogue coverage85%

Comprehensive read on Professor Melissa's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.

Annual Activity
Professor Melissa’s output Β· year over year

How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?

YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related Γ· discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed Γ· cruise-related)
  1. 2026
    148
  2. 2025
    610
  3. 2024
    482
  4. 2023
    3
Heat scale
0% β†’ 100%β€œDiscovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.
Live Reviews

What Creators Are Saying About Professor Melissa

Topic-by-topic creator consensus

Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score β€” 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.

Strongest Praise
Shows
20 mentions
Biggest Critique
Wi-Fi
31 mentions

Dining

Main Dining
Barely Crispy97 video mentions
Specialty Dining
Solid Strip51 video mentions
Top
Buffet
No strong opinion28 video mentions
Room Service
No strong opinion25 video mentions

Cabins

Interior Cabins
Barely Crispy117 video mentions
Balcony Cabins
Barely Crispy55 video mentions
Suites
No strong opinion10 video mentions

Entertainment

Shows
Solid Strip20 video mentions
Top
Nightlife
Barely Crispy21 video mentions
Casino
No strong opinion29 video mentions
Activities
A Nibble27 video mentions

Deck & Recreation

Pool Deck
No strong opinion35 video mentions
Low
Water Park
Barely Crispy19 video mentions
Kids & Family
A Nibble98 video mentions
Spa & Fitness
A Nibble11 video mentions
Top

Ship & Crew

Ship Condition
Barely Crispy107 video mentions
Embarkation
Barely Crispy98 video mentions
Crew & Service
Barely Crispy154 video mentions

Value & Logistics

Booking
Barely Crispy88 video mentions
Value
No strong opinion304 video mentions
Low
Excursions
Barely Crispy114 video mentions
Wi-Fi
Mild Gripe31 video mentions
Low
Loyalty Program
No strong opinion79 video mentions
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon β€” creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon β€” creators took issue with this
Meh β€” no strong opinion either way

Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = β€œmeh”, 5 = β€œbacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.

About our Bacon Score methodology

Who’s this ship for?

How the ship rates with different travel parties.

Solo Travelers
77%
Great fit
Couples
70%
Great fit
Families (Young Kids)
68%
Great fit
Families (Teens)
70%
Great fit
Groups
65%
Great fit
Best Match
Adults-Only
88%
Loved
No consensus seals earned yet

Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.

What Creators Are Saying

Selected quotes from our creator panel.

The Good

β€œWe had the perfect day in Curacel.”

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β€œOh my god, that was out of this world.”

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β€œSo overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.”

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β€œIf you take an Alaskan cruise, you got to get at least one whale watching excursion in. And yes, you will see whales from the cruise ship, but a whale watching experience or excursion gets you up much more close and personal.”

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β€œFor 40 bucks, you get a British Colonial day pass that is taxes and fees included, and it includes a meal.”

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The Watch-outs

β€œA band-aid, an ink pen, a fake eyelash, straws, a child's plastic spider ring, must have been Halloween, coins, and a nose ring hoop.”

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β€œI kind of hate it.”

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β€œI can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.”

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β€œone man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.”

πŸ…AuthorityProfessor Melissa

β€œBar none the worst cruise experience I've ever had. Both ship, food, service, everything.”

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Pro Tips From Creators

The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.

  1. Check itinerary language specifically for 'full transit', 'partial transit', or 'port of call' to avoid booking errors.

  2. Set your alarm earlier than the published canal transit time as announcements can be quiet.

  3. Splurge on a balcony stateroom to comfortably watch the canal transit.

  4. Book cruise line excursions in advance for Panama (Colon) because independent shore excursions may not be possible during Gatun Lake transits.

  5. In Cartagena, prioritize the walled city in the morning to avoid heat and aggressive vendors.

  6. Use headphones or AirPods for music instead of playing it out loud.

  7. If you are able-bodied and only traveling one or two decks, take the stairs to leave elevators for those with mobility issues.

  8. Respect designated smoking areas and avoid smoking on balconies.

Videos (1211)

The Best Way to Explore St. Thomas0:59Tips

The Best Way to Explore St. Thomas

πŸ… Β· 6K views Β· 1 years ago
Highly Positive
The Two Recent Carnival Cruise Brawls0:59Vlog

The Two Recent Carnival Cruise Brawls

πŸ… Β· 7K views Β· 1 years ago
Critical
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Cruise Line
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Freedom
The Disturbing Truth About Cruise Ship Brawls12:34Tips

The Disturbing Truth About Cruise Ship Brawls

πŸ… Β· 23K views Β· 1 years ago
Critical
MSC Cruises USA logo
MSC Cruises USA
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Cruise Line
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Freedom
+1 more
My Favorite Travel Hack with Flights0:38Tips

My Favorite Travel Hack with Flights

πŸ… Β· 8K views Β· 1 years ago
Positive
Cruise Embarkation Day: What to Expect0:59Tips

Cruise Embarkation Day: What to Expect

πŸ… Β· 36K views Β· 1 years ago
Highly Positive
Who else loves the fun ships? 😁0:10

Who else loves the fun ships? 😁

Β· 6K views Β· 1 years ago
Puerto Plata: The Best Way To Explore This Hidden Gem0:59Tips

Puerto Plata: The Best Way To Explore This Hidden Gem

πŸ… Β· 53K views Β· 1 years ago
Highly Positive
Is An Ocean View Stateroom Worth the Money?4:13Tour

Is An Ocean View Stateroom Worth the Money?

πŸ… Β· 5K views Β· 1 years ago
Positive
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Cruise Line
P & O Cruises logo
P & O Cruises
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Celebration
+2 more
3 Things to Know about Grand Cayman0:59Tips

3 Things to Know about Grand Cayman

πŸ… Β· 28K views Β· 1 years ago
Positive
Here’s a tour of an ocean view stateroom on a Carnival XL class cruise ship0:59Tour

Here’s a tour of an ocean view stateroom on a Carnival XL class cruise ship

πŸ… Β· 11K views Β· 2 years ago
Highly Positive
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Cruise Line
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Celebration
The MSC Comedy Club Fight0:59Vlog

The MSC Comedy Club Fight

πŸ… Β· 8K views Β· 2 years ago
Critical
MSC Cruises USA logo
MSC Cruises USA
Exploring Amber Cove: The Hidden Gem of the Caribbean0:59Tips

Exploring Amber Cove: The Hidden Gem of the Caribbean

πŸ… Β· 7K views Β· 2 years ago
Highly Positive
Puerto Plata Cruise Travel Guide: What to Do & Where to Go!8:39Tips

Puerto Plata Cruise Travel Guide: What to Do & Where to Go!

πŸ… Β· 8K views Β· 2 years ago
Highly Positive
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Cruise Line
Trying to diversify and not just take the same cruises over and over again0:23Tips

Trying to diversify and not just take the same cruises over and over again

πŸ… Β· 3K views Β· 2 years ago
Positive
The Perfect Cruise Packing Method0:59Tips

The Perfect Cruise Packing Method

πŸ… Β· 546K views Β· 2 years ago
Highly Positive
What to Know if you're Flying to a Florida Cruise Port0:59Tips

What to Know if you're Flying to a Florida Cruise Port

πŸ… Β· 9K views Β· 2 years ago
Highly Positive
Did I nail it, or what? πŸ˜‰0:18

Did I nail it, or what? πŸ˜‰

Β· 6K views Β· 2 years ago
Cruise Ship Muster Drill: What to Expect (2024)0:24Tips

Cruise Ship Muster Drill: What to Expect (2024)

πŸ… Β· 20K views Β· 2 years ago
Positive
Carnival Excel Interior Stateroom Tour0:59Tour

Carnival Excel Interior Stateroom Tour

πŸ… Β· 5K views Β· 2 years ago
Positive
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Cruise Line
P & O Cruises logo
P & O Cruises
Carnival Cruise Line logo
Carnival Celebration
Why Visby, Sweden is the Best Baltic Cruise Port2:25Tips

Why Visby, Sweden is the Best Baltic Cruise Port

πŸ… Β· 9K views Β· 2 years ago
Highly Positive
What’s the best cruise ship boarding time? Earlier… or later?0:59Tips

What’s the best cruise ship boarding time? Earlier… or later?

πŸ… Β· 933K views Β· 2 years ago
Positive
It seems like most cruise line changes these days just take away benefits, so this is one change0:27Tips

It seems like most cruise line changes these days just take away benefits, so this is one change

πŸ… Β· 7K views Β· 2 years ago
Highly Positive
Am I the only one who isn’t really all that bothered by aggressive or even rude local vendors at0:59Vlog

Am I the only one who isn’t really all that bothered by aggressive or even rude local vendors at

πŸ… Β· 7K views Β· 2 years ago
Positive
The Best Cruise Ports You (Probably) Haven't Visited Yet4:15Tips

The Best Cruise Ports You (Probably) Haven't Visited Yet

πŸ… Β· 1K views Β· 2 years ago
Highly Positive