
Professor Melissa
π Authority CreatorProfessor Melissa description on YouTube:
I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.
Weβve analysed 1,211 of 1,400+ videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Professor Melissa's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
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What Creators Are Saying About Professor Melissa
this one here is a large interior stateateroom. It's on the main deck or deck one. And this one can accommodate up to three guests.

S.W. Black Travel

MysteryShadow1969
I'm actually quite surprised by how much I like this room. It does of course come with an extra cost.

Jamie
I think something that I really want to get back to are these weekly vlogs. I think you guys really enjoy them and I want to just, you know, even if it's not a magical week

Christopher
I've cruised a lot. I've never had an issue with that. I've never had an issue with that.

Matt
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score β 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
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Scale: 0β5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = βmehβ, 5 = βbacon blissβ. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
βWe had the perfect day in Curacel.β
βOh my god, that was out of this world.β
βSo overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.β
βIf you take an Alaskan cruise, you got to get at least one whale watching excursion in. And yes, you will see whales from the cruise ship, but a whale watching experience or excursion gets you up much more close and personal.β
βFor 40 bucks, you get a British Colonial day pass that is taxes and fees included, and it includes a meal.β
βA band-aid, an ink pen, a fake eyelash, straws, a child's plastic spider ring, must have been Halloween, coins, and a nose ring hoop.β
βI kind of hate it.β
βI can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.β
βone man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.β
βBar none the worst cruise experience I've ever had. Both ship, food, service, everything.β
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.
Check itinerary language specifically for 'full transit', 'partial transit', or 'port of call' to avoid booking errors.
Set your alarm earlier than the published canal transit time as announcements can be quiet.
Splurge on a balcony stateroom to comfortably watch the canal transit.
Book cruise line excursions in advance for Panama (Colon) because independent shore excursions may not be possible during Gatun Lake transits.
In Cartagena, prioritize the walled city in the morning to avoid heat and aggressive vendors.
Use headphones or AirPods for music instead of playing it out loud.
If you are able-bodied and only traveling one or two decks, take the stairs to leave elevators for those with mobility issues.
Respect designated smoking areas and avoid smoking on balconies.
Videos (1211)
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1:00ReviewI said Iβd never sail MSC again, but here we areβ¦ and Iβll always give you my honest (unsponsored)
3:39VlogCruising During Hurricane Beryl - Sea Day & Ocean Cay
3:57ReviewReasons Why I Love Ocean Cay
0:59TipsDid you realize this is what those little pilot boats are for? undefined
0:07Sorry, babe. Iβll never do it againβ¦ undefined
0:59TourHereβs a look at the Falmouth, Jamaica cruise port. undefined
3:20VlogDay 4: Cruising During Hurricane Beryl in Cozumel
0:59TipsThis is an important update for anyone looking at booking a cruise. undefined
0:59VlogUnfortunately, my cruise itinerary is exactly the same path as Hurricane Beryl. Hereβs an update.
0:29TourComing to Grand Cayman? See if you can find this lucky duck. MSC and Disney are docked here today.
3:28VlogCruising During Hurricane Beryl: Jamaica & Cayman
0:59TipsOn my first cruise, I thought I could hide out in my stareroom and skip this. Nope. undefined
0:17VlogAre you or someone you know cruising to Falmouth, Jamaica soon?
0:10Are you loyal to Royal? undefined
2:41TipsThe Luggage Dilemma: What to Do with Your Bags When Boarding a Cruise
2:33VlogCruising During Hurricane Beryl: Day 1
0:59TipsI go back and forth on this one. What do you prefer? - #shorts
0:32TipsIf youβre planning a European cruise, here are 3 things to know. undefined
0:59TipsHelp me figure out what to do in Miami tomorrow, please. π© undefined
0:18TipsMy favorite Main Dining Room Trick
0:59TipsPacking for a cruise? Here are some unexpected things to bring. What other things are must haves?
11:11Tips12 Unexpected Essentials to Pack For Your Next Cruise
0:35Tips