The Cruiser
🥈Expert Creator127 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon133 Total Videos on YouTube15K subscribers
The Cruiser description on YouTube:
Your go to Cruise Channel! - Cruise tips - Cruise tours - Cruise news - And much more So sit back, relax, and enjoy Contact: thecruiser895@gmail.com
Catalogue Coverage
Established read · The Cruiser
We’ve analysed 127 of 133 videos so far.
Published
127
analysed and live on Trip Bacon
On YouTube
133
total catalogue
Catalogue coverage95%
Solid sample of The Cruiser's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
Annual Activity
The Cruiser’s output · year over year
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related ÷ discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed ÷ cruise-related)
- 202615100%15 of 15100%15 of 15
- 202569100%69 of 69100%69 of 69
- 202442100%42 of 42100%42 of 42
- 20231100%1 of 1100%1 of 1
Heat scale
0% → 100%“Discovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Strongest Praise
Suites
10 mentions
Biggest Critique
Nightlife
13 mentions
Dining
Main Dining
A Nibble10 video mentions
Specialty Dining
Solid Strip12 video mentions
Top
Buffet
No strong opinion13 video mentions
Cabins
Interior Cabins
No strong opinion21 video mentions
Balcony Cabins
No strong opinion8 video mentions
Suites
Seriously Tasty10 video mentions
Top
Entertainment
Shows
A Nibble8 video mentions
Nightlife
Not Their Favorite13 video mentions
Low
Casino
Mild Gripe4 video mentions
Low
Activities
Solid Strip13 video mentions
Top
Deck & Recreation
Pool Deck
Mild Gripe31 video mentions
Low
Water Park
A Nibble10 video mentions
Kids & Family
Barely Crispy21 video mentions
Spa & Fitness
Barely Crispy3 video mentions
Ship & Crew
Ship Condition
Slight Frown18 video mentions
Embarkation
No strong opinion59 video mentions
Crew & Service
Slight Frown110 video mentions
Value & Logistics
Booking
Barely Crispy42 video mentions
Value
No strong opinion106 video mentions
Excursions
Mild Gripe16 video mentions
Wi-Fi
Barely Crispy6 video mentions
Loyalty Program
Slight Frown4 video mentions
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon — creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon — creators took issue with this
Meh — no strong opinion either way
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyPro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for The Cruiser.
Always be early and double check port times
Never leave your baby behind
Do your cardio to be prepared for running down the pier
Arrive on time for your cruise departure.
Book flights the day before to avoid delays.
Plan for potential traffic to the port.
Always arrive at the port well before the allboard time.
Cruise ships operate on strict schedules and will not wait for late passengers.
Videos (127)
8:39CompareTerrifying Cruise Ship Moments That Should NEVER Happen!
🥈 · 13K views · 1 months ago
Very Critical
30:00VlogPier Runners Getting Left Behind
🥈 · 39 views · 1 months ago
Very Critical
0:21Crazy dude in storm! 🙏😮💨 #funny #scary #cruise
· 316 views · 1 months ago
8:44CRAZIEST Cruise Ship Fails Caught on Camera!
🥈 · 6K views · 1 months ago
Positive
8:25VlogEntitled Cruise Passengers Getting Left Behind!
🥈 · 221K views · 1 months ago
Critical
6:097 Cruise Ports That Have Become Risky in 2026
· 10K views · 1 months ago
8:16VlogThings That ONLY Happen On Cruise Ships!
🥈 · 15K views · 1 months ago
Highly Positive
9:10CompareThe Most Terrifying Cruise Ship Videos Ever Captured!
🥈 · 1.9M views · 2 months ago
Very Critical
8:02VlogEntitled PASSENGERS Get What They Deserve | Cruise Ship Karma
🥈 · 143K views · 2 months ago
Very Critical
7:53VlogThe Funniest Things Ever Seen On Cruise Ships
🥈 · 33K views · 2 months ago
Positive
11:52TipsEntitled Cruise Passengers Got Instant Karma
🥈 · 1.1M views · 2 months ago
Very Critical
9:02TipsPier Runners Who Came Back Too Late!
🥈 · 333K views · 2 months ago
Very Critical
6:10VlogCraziest Fights on Cruise Ships!
🥈 · 2K views · 2 months ago
Very Critical
8:04TipsCraziest Cruise PASSENGERS Ever Caught on Camera!
🥈 · 9K views · 3 months ago
Very Critical
16:25TipsCruise Ship Credit Card Fraud Is More Common Than You Think
🥈 · 23K views · 4 months ago
Very Critical
14:22TipsGreatest Pier Runner Moments | Passengers Missing Ships!
🥈 · 69K views · 4 months ago
Critical
8:20TipsPier Runners Left Behind | Passengers Missing Their Cruise Ships
🥈 · 46K views · 4 months ago
Critical
8:09VlogThe Dumbest Cruise Passengers Who Got Lifetime Banned
🥈 · 15K views · 4 months ago
Very Critical
7:04ReviewThe Most Disturbing Case on a Cruise Ship
🥈 · 2K views · 4 months ago
Very Critical
8:17Greatest Pier Runner Moments | Passengers Missing Ships!
🥈 · 213K views · 4 months ago
Positive
8:13CompareWhen Cruises Go Horribly Wrong.
🥈 · 2K views · 4 months ago
Very Critical
11:14ReviewInfluencers That Got Banned From Cruise Ships
🥈 · 3K views · 5 months ago
Very Critical
9:57TipsCraziest Cruise PASSENGERS Ever Caught on Camera!
🥈 · 187K views · 5 months ago
Very Critical
8:02ReviewThis Streamer Cruise Turned Into a Total Disaster…
🥈 · 4K views · 5 months ago
Very Critical