The Cruiser
🥈Expert CreatorThe Cruiser description on YouTube:
Your go to Cruise Channel! - Cruise tips - Cruise tours - Cruise news - And much more So sit back, relax, and enjoy Contact: thecruiser895@gmail.com
We’ve analysed 128 of 135 videos so far.
Solid sample of The Cruiser's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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- 202569100%69 of 69100%69 of 69
- 202442100%42 of 42100%42 of 42
- 20231100%1 of 1100%1 of 1
What Creators Are Saying About The Cruiser
So, we wasn't too satisfied with Cday Brunch, so we decided to stop and get a rainbow bagel. Let's see. This is good. This kind of makes up for it.
Keeping Up With The Griffins
He's in a desperate attempt to save a dying channel that's on the skids. And I'm going to turn you guys around so you can see the road.
New York Dan
It is refined, calm, and geared toward adults who actually want to relax on vacation.
CruiseTalesToday
Just because you're on vacation does not necessarily mean that you are exempt from bad things happening to you or the people you are traveling with.
LetsTalkShip
The snack is described by on board signage as a crave warty natural bowl featuring bold flavors and fun bites made for cruising.
Eddie
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWhat Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“This is why I LOVE CRUISING.”
“the best deals are often hiding in plain sight but with these strategies you'll be able to cruise without breaking in the bank”
“not all heroes wear capes some wear swim trunks”
“Heroes never take a break what a legend he absolutely deserves a medal”
“the Regent Suite aboard the 7 Seas Explorer is widely considered the most opulent suite at Sea”
“An 18-year-old girl on a family vacation was found dead in her cabin, and everything about the case raises more questions than answers.”
“Her death was officially ruled a homicide.”
“She was found um concealed under the bed.”
“The FBI took over the case immediately.”
“A tragedy that should never have happened and a case that still doesn't have closure.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for The Cruiser.
Hold on to your chair, couch, or railings during rough seas.
Stay in your cabin during severe weather as instructed by the crew.
Watch out for glass during messy situations.
Be cautious of pool areas during flooding incidents.
Always be early and double check port times
Never leave your baby behind
Do your cardio to be prepared for running down the pier
Arrive on time for your cruise departure.
Videos (128)
8:02ReviewThis Streamer Cruise Turned Into a Total Disaster…
10:30TipsBest Pier Runner Moments | Passengers Missing Their Cruise Ships
10:33CompareWhen Cruise Ships Meet Monster Storms: The Shocking Truth You Never See
20:33TipsWhen PASSENGERS Miss Their Cruise Ship!
10:36TipsCraziest Pier Runner Moments Ever Caught on Camera!
7:55CompareRanking the WORST and BEST Cruise Lines of 2025 😱
18:12CompareScariest Moments Ever Caught on Cruise Ships!
11:24Craziest Cruise PASSENGERS Caught on Camera!
10:01VlogCraziest Cruise FIGHTS Caught on CAMERA!
6:28TipsWhen PIRATES ATTACK a Luxury CRUISE SHIP: How They DEFEND Themselves
17:43VlogGreatest Pier Runner Moments | Passengers Missing Ships!
7:21Craziest Pier Runner Moments | Passengers Missing Their Cruise Ships
8:15ReviewBiggest Cruise Ship Disasters Caught on Camera!
5:00Tips12 NEW Things that Are BANNED on Cruise Ships (2025)
6:31VlogCraziest Cruise Fails Ever Caught on Camera!
4:34ReviewI Cruised on the Oldest Mega Ship | Allure of the Seas
2:26VlogCrew Member JUMPS Overboard on ICON of the Seas!
6:01VlogFunniest Pier Runner Moments | Passengers Missing Their Cruise Ships
2:34VlogFather jumps overboard after daughter falls off Disney cruise ship
4:07VlogMan Gets KNOCKED OUT On Carnival Ship | Carnival Ghetto?
7:05ReviewThe Poop Cruise From Hell – Carnival Triumph Disaster Explained
6:03TipsWhat I Wish I Knew About CRUISE SHIP CASINOS Before I Sailed!
4:17Tips10 Hidden CRUISE Tricks CRUISELINES are Keeping Quiet About!
5:30VlogDumbest Cruise PASSENGERS Caught on Camera!