Theme Park Express
🥉Knowledgeable CreatorTheme Park Express description on YouTube:
Theme Park news, reviews and vlogs!
We’ve analysed 386 of 963 videos so far.
Solid sample of Theme Park Express's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
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- 202112028%34 of 120100%34 of 34
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- 20191084%4 of 108100%4 of 4
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What Creators Are Saying About Theme Park Express
I've never once gone to Giovani's and thought, 'Oh, that really broke the bank.' Like it's too good and too affordable to pass up.
Bryan and Jaidyn
This game is actually very easy and very simple. As you see, Johan the Yodeler is trying to climb the mountain, okay?
MysteryShadow1969
The Solarium is an 18 and older adults only section of the ship. So, if you don't want to be around the kids, come up here to the Solarium.
MysteryShadow1969
It was amazing cruise and uh today I'm ready to go to meet with officer for cafe talk by the Starbucks coffee.
Luxury Properties International
The whole family gets a little competitive on the golf course, but ends up being such a blast every single time we play here on a cruise ship.
NK in SoCal
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“When you see the glacier in real life, it's like mind-blowing. It's like so much like different and like so beautiful.”
“Alaska, amazing. 10 out of 10 itineraries every time.”
“I'm not afraid to admit that I am falling in love with Seattle and just the state as a whole.”
“This is without a doubt, forever, hands down, my favorite cruise itinerary just ever in general. Period. Doesn't matter what ship I'm on.”
“I am never going to stop being blown away by all of this incredible scenery.”
“This is hands-down the worst cruise cabin I've ever stayed in.”
“We are actively going through the worst seas we've ever experienced out of 25 plus cruises.”
“I haven't eaten anything today. It's been that bad.”
“If I were you, I would not waste your time with this show.”
“I am very upset. Very, very upset. And, you know, arguably, it is my fault for not, you know, going through the website and reading their baggage rules.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Theme Park Express.
Message Koda on Instagram at @koda24bear or @chaoticallykoda to order a cruise ducky for donations.
If you want to watch a show, arrive at least a minute before it starts to secure a seat and avoid bothering others.
If parking at Port Miami is too expensive, consider parking at the Hilton Blue Lagoon and taking a shuttle.
Utilize the restrooms located before security to avoid long lines.
Check if your destination requires a tender ticket for island access.
If you want to sail Disney Cruise Line as cheaply as possible, always book as early as possible as soon as itineraries are announced.
If you want tap water at dinner, explicitly ask for tap instead of still water to avoid confusion.
When ordering paid room service, order multiple items at once as there is a per-delivery fee rather than a per-item fee.
Videos (386)
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51:56VlogBoarding Utopia Of The Seas For A BIG FAMILY VACATION! Koda's FIRST TIME On Board!
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59:24VlogThis Flight Is NOT For The WEAK! Surviving The World's LONGEST Flight From Singapore To New York!
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