
Beach Please
π₯Expert CreatorBeach Please description on YouTube:
Hey Beaches!! Welcome to the channel! We are Mike and Betsy, and we love to cruise! We would love to have you on a group cruise adventure with us! Be sure to check out our live show weekly on Thursdays at 6pm Pacific, 9pm Eastern. Cheers Beaches!!π₯
Weβve analysed 510 of 612 videos so far.
Comprehensive read on Beach Please's catalogue. The signal below is well-grounded.
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What Creators Are Saying About Beach Please
This is about why sometimes the best investment you can make in your relationship is simply pressing pause on life to spend a couple of days checking in on it.

Ryan
Overall, I feel like this port has really come into its own from literally the small hole that Coxen Hole used to be.

Rob
Instead, on May 19th of 2026, Mexico's environment minister stood at a podium and ended the entire project with just six words, 'It's not going to be approved.'

Zach
All right, let's do a cabin tour of 8288 an interior and the Havana area on the Carnival Jubilee.

ARD Cruising
If you want something easy and affordable, Isla Tropical has that free mangrove bay pool, the swim at bar, a splash pad, the beach, shops, restaurants, and all the other activities.

Take2Travel
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score β 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0β5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = βmehβ, 5 = βbacon blissβ. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
βThis really was the best thing we ate on this cruise, probably on the last few cruises we've been on, honestly.β
βWe're standing out in the balcony and the sunset looks beautifulβ
βas soon as you get off the as soon as i stepped on the ship i was like nippy and the crew is like right there as you get on and they're all jumping up and down and they're yelling and they're so happy to see youβ
βThe show was awesome.β
βEvery cruise is another adventure.β
βThat's disgusting.β
βstay away from fire stick plants they can cause blindness and they can put you in a lot of painβ
βthis is the stupidest thing on the planet just eat the rest of that oneβ
βThe nastiest shot we ever had was at Guys Pig and anchor.β
βI'm probably flipping you off cuz I know this is disgusting.β
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Beach Please.
If you want to grab our shirts, head on over to the Etsy store.
Book a weekend cruise during school time for fewer kids and more adult activities.
Arrive early for Royal Cabana Cay games to avoid long waits for tables.
Bring flip-flops to avoid hot pool decks.
Tip your room steward generously.
Send in your own cocktail corner videos for the show.
Check in right at 9:00 p.m. if you are Pacific or midnight if you are East Coast time to get the best boarding time.
Get your muster drill and show reservations done right away to avoid missing out.
Videos (510)
17:57VlogJet Ski + Taino Resort | Margaritaville at Sea | Freeport Bahamas
1:01:00VlogOur Next Cruise + NEWS |Cruise Chat LIVE | π΄LIVE from SoCalπ΄ | Ep. 229
16:49TourEnsenada Done Right | Customized Private Excursion | Navigator of the Seas
1:01:46VlogBack from Navigator | Cruise Chat LIVE | π΄LIVE from SoCalπ΄ | Ep. 228
25:45CompareBIG SHIP CONTEST | Royal's STAR Vs Carnival's JUBILEE | Ship Comparison
1:02:01VlogCruise Chat LIVE | π΄LIVE from SoCalπ΄ | Ep. 227
1:01:34Cruise Chat LIVE | π΄LIVE from SoCalπ΄ | Ep. 226
17:09Vlog7 Bars Takeover on Carnival Cruise | Gansta Bar Crawl | Halloween Group Cruise
59:53TipsWill Ensenada Survive THIS? | Cruise Chat LIVE | π΄LIVE from SoCalπ΄ | Ep. 225
19:50TourWalking Key West Pub Crawl | WE WE'RE LIT | Margaritaville at Sea Excursion
15:11VlogBoarding Carnival Jubilee | Halloween Group Cruise | Galveston
1:01:59TipsBLACK FRIDAY DEALS | Cruise Chat LIVE | π΄LIVE from SoCalπ΄ | Ep. 223
24:52ReviewRe-testing Royal Caribbean's Deluxe Beverage Package | Is it STILL worth it??? | On Board Test
8:58TourRoyal Caribbean Sushi Making Class
1:05:36VlogBACK FROM JUBILEE & STAR | Cruise Chat LIVE | π΄LIVE from SoCalπ΄ | Ep. 222
1:01:39VlogHALLOWEEN CRUISE IS HERE | Cruise Chat LIVE | π΄LIVE from SoCalπ΄ | Ep. 221
16:47VlogBoarding Navigator of the Seas | 3 Day Ensenada Cruise
9:07VlogMassive Wall Dive | Roatan Honduras | Scuba Diving | Carnival Celebration Cruise | Mahogany Bay
1:09:04VlogCOUNTDOWN to the GROUP CRUISE | Cruise Chat LIVE | π΄LIVE from SoCalπ΄ | Ep. 220
1:01:27VlogNEWS & MORE | Cruise Chat LIVE | π΄LIVE from SoCalπ΄ | Ep. 219
1:01:31Vlog30 Days till CRUISING | Cruise Chat LIVE | π΄LIVE from SoCalπ΄ | Ep. 218
7:34TipsCarnival Kitchen Bake Shop & Pie Town Class
1:09:13VlogCarnival Luminosa 7 Day Great Barrier Reef | FULL VOYAGE | Brisbane Australia
1:03:01Vlog