Professor Melissa
🏅Authority CreatorProfessor Melissa description on YouTube:
I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.
We’ve analysed 1,211 of 1,400+ videos so far.
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What Creators Are Saying About Professor Melissa
this one here is a large interior stateateroom. It's on the main deck or deck one. And this one can accommodate up to three guests.
S.W. Black Travel
MysteryShadow1969
I think something that I really want to get back to are these weekly vlogs. I think you guys really enjoy them and I want to just, you know, even if it's not a magical week
Christopher
I'm actually quite surprised by how much I like this room. It does of course come with an extra cost.
Jamie
I've cruised a lot. I've never had an issue with that. I've never had an issue with that.
Matt
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“We had the perfect day in Curacel.”
“Oh my god, that was out of this world.”
“So overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.”
“If you take an Alaskan cruise, you got to get at least one whale watching excursion in. And yes, you will see whales from the cruise ship, but a whale watching experience or excursion gets you up much more close and personal.”
“For 40 bucks, you get a British Colonial day pass that is taxes and fees included, and it includes a meal.”
“A band-aid, an ink pen, a fake eyelash, straws, a child's plastic spider ring, must have been Halloween, coins, and a nose ring hoop.”
“I kind of hate it.”
“I can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.”
“one man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.”
“Bar none the worst cruise experience I've ever had. Both ship, food, service, everything.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.
Check itinerary language specifically for 'full transit', 'partial transit', or 'port of call' to avoid booking errors.
Set your alarm earlier than the published canal transit time as announcements can be quiet.
Splurge on a balcony stateroom to comfortably watch the canal transit.
Book cruise line excursions in advance for Panama (Colon) because independent shore excursions may not be possible during Gatun Lake transits.
In Cartagena, prioritize the walled city in the morning to avoid heat and aggressive vendors.
Use headphones or AirPods for music instead of playing it out loud.
If you are able-bodied and only traveling one or two decks, take the stairs to leave elevators for those with mobility issues.
Respect designated smoking areas and avoid smoking on balconies.
Videos (1211)
1:03VlogPanama Canal Cruise
0:22TipsIf you’re cruising today to Amber Cove, look for this lucky duck
1:00TipsWhy is cruising a great way to travel? Well, here’s my take
1:15VlogWe just embarked on our second European cruise
10:26VlogLawsuit, Prison, and a Viral Punch!
1:00VlogJoin me for Sea Day (and Elegant Night) on Carnival Celebration
1:30TipsDram shop laws exist on land, but are murky at sea
1:00TipsHow do you prefer to handle luggage when boarding a cruise? If I have an early boarding time, or
0:24TipsAs someone who loves cruising, I encourage *everyone* to give it a try… with one big notable
0:08When taking a cruise, I always scope out the kid menu since it sometimes contains some gems… like
1:00ReviewI liked my cruise on Celebrity Silhouette, but it didn’t leave me wanting to book another one… at
9:33VlogUnexpected Sea Day, Test Kitchen Review & Port Miami Debarkation
0:57TipsWhat I didn't expect at the Antigua cruise port #cruise #travel #antigua
0:25VlogZero judgment here, just something I’ve noticed
0:07Cruises are so gross… typically said by people who have never taken a cruise.
11:06VlogCruise Chaos in Puerto Plata?! Monkeys, Food Reviews & Virgin Voyages Vibes
0:07Who else is obsessed with cruise ship Sea Day Brunch? 🤤
0:33TipsThere’s absolutely one thing you’ll want to pack if you take a Virgin Voyages cruise… and that’s
11:04VlogVirgin Voyages Dining Review: What’s Worth It on Scarlet Lady?
0:37TipsIf you’re at Puerto Plata today, come find these! Or, have a friend cruising? Share with them
1:00TipsNo matter how many cruises I take, I always stress a bit about time, so I thank my friend Kay for
14:35VlogMiami Embarkation Day: Virgin Voyages Check-In + Sea Terrace Room Tour
1:00ReviewI always try to be brutally honest (and will never be a sell out), so here’s the tea on Carnival
1:22VlogWe had an action-packed embarkation day, boarding Virgin Voyages’ Scarlet Lady