Professor Melissa
🏅Authority CreatorProfessor Melissa description on YouTube:
I'm a university professor with a passion for travel, specifically cruising. I use every opportunity to see the world, and I love sharing what I learn along the way with others. Connect with me: TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@professormelissa Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/professormelissa Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ProfMelissaCruises/ www.professormelissa.com Subscribe to my channel for regular cruise content, advice, tips, and strategies, and subscribe to my Cruiseletter at www.profmelissa.com/subscribe to get this same info (in written form) delivered straight to your inbox.
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What Creators Are Saying About Professor Melissa
this one here is a large interior stateateroom. It's on the main deck or deck one. And this one can accommodate up to three guests.
S.W. Black Travel
MysteryShadow1969
I think something that I really want to get back to are these weekly vlogs. I think you guys really enjoy them and I want to just, you know, even if it's not a magical week
Christopher
I'm actually quite surprised by how much I like this room. It does of course come with an extra cost.
Jamie
I've cruised a lot. I've never had an issue with that. I've never had an issue with that.
Matt
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“We had the perfect day in Curacel.”
“Oh my god, that was out of this world.”
“So overall, is it worth it? Absolutely.”
“If you take an Alaskan cruise, you got to get at least one whale watching excursion in. And yes, you will see whales from the cruise ship, but a whale watching experience or excursion gets you up much more close and personal.”
“For 40 bucks, you get a British Colonial day pass that is taxes and fees included, and it includes a meal.”
“A band-aid, an ink pen, a fake eyelash, straws, a child's plastic spider ring, must have been Halloween, coins, and a nose ring hoop.”
“I kind of hate it.”
“I can't imagine trying to live my best life, even into my older age, not feeling well on an excursion and being told we'll just head back. It's just absolutely heartbreaking, unforgivable, and devastating.”
“one man on Rap City of the Seas a few days ago took this literally and jumped off the ship because he incurred a massive gambling debt on the ship.”
“Bar none the worst cruise experience I've ever had. Both ship, food, service, everything.”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Professor Melissa.
Check itinerary language specifically for 'full transit', 'partial transit', or 'port of call' to avoid booking errors.
Set your alarm earlier than the published canal transit time as announcements can be quiet.
Splurge on a balcony stateroom to comfortably watch the canal transit.
Book cruise line excursions in advance for Panama (Colon) because independent shore excursions may not be possible during Gatun Lake transits.
In Cartagena, prioritize the walled city in the morning to avoid heat and aggressive vendors.
Use headphones or AirPods for music instead of playing it out loud.
If you are able-bodied and only traveling one or two decks, take the stairs to leave elevators for those with mobility issues.
Respect designated smoking areas and avoid smoking on balconies.
Videos (1211)
1:01TipsI really like the Costa Maya cruise port, but dislike its maze-like design
1:00TipsI adore Cozumel and love the beach clubs, so I always recommend those
13:23TipsCarnival Price Hikes, Port Battles, and a Dark Twist in the Anna Kepner Case
1:00VlogEmbarked today on my final cruise before the fall semester starts… For more cruising tips,
1:13TipsThink you watched this video yesterday? Nope! This is *anothet* price increase.
1:01TipsOne of my favorite things about Nassau is that it’s not just a great port of call for a beach day,
1:01TipsI actually don’t mind interior staterooms on cruises, and Holland has some of the best
1:29TipsHere’s the latest in cruise line nickel-and-diming.
1:01TipsYou all know I’m a big fan of Cozumel’s beach clubs, which are designed primarily for cruisers
1:00I unlocked a treasure trove of cruise bargains at Dollar General, but sorry folks — I think this is
1:00TipsIf you’re packing and planning for a cruise, here’s one unexpected place to find some treasures… and
0:45TipsWho else misses the days of late night buffets and 24/7 free room service on cruise ships?
0:22TipsCruise Port Pharmacies
1:01TipsCozumel Beach Clubs for Cruisers
22:12ReviewSkip Atlantis? Baha Bay at Baha Mar Honest Review for Nassau Cruise Passengers!
1:00TipsHiring a private driver has been my go-to for several Caribbean ports, but I recently found a great
1:00TipsMy favorite way to spend the day in Costa Maya
1:00ReviewAll cruise line private islands are amazing, but here are 5 things I love about MSC’s Ocean Cay
1:07TourOne of my favorite things about cruising is enjoying sit down dinners every night in the Main Dining
0:21TipsA lot of Carnival cruisers are unhappy about this change, but I’m happy about it
0:27TipsSharing tables when you cruise… yea or nay? 🍴
0:33TipsEven when I’m taking a cruise without my kids, THIS is my favorite kind of room when sailing with
1:00TourAruba isn’t a huge island, but there’s still a lot to do and see here
13:07TipsViolence at Sea: Vanished Passenger, Teen Club Drama, and Royal’s Big Setback