Theme Park Express

“When you see the glacier in real life, it's like mind-blowing. It's like so much like different and like so beautiful.”

“Alaska, amazing. 10 out of 10 itineraries every time.”

“I'm not afraid to admit that I am falling in love with Seattle and just the state as a whole.”

“This is without a doubt, forever, hands down, my favorite cruise itinerary just ever in general. Period. Doesn't matter what ship I'm on.”

“I am never going to stop being blown away by all of this incredible scenery.”

“This is hands-down the worst cruise cabin I've ever stayed in.”

“We are actively going through the worst seas we've ever experienced out of 25 plus cruises.”

“I haven't eaten anything today. It's been that bad.”

“If I were you, I would not waste your time with this show.”

“I am very upset. Very, very upset. And, you know, arguably, it is my fault for not, you know, going through the website and reading their baggage rules.”