Tom Cruisetube
🥈Expert CreatorTom Cruisetube description on YouTube:
I review cruise ships properly. Not cabin tours. Not brochure fluff. Not “everything is amazing.” If you sail from the UK — Cunard, P&O, Princess, Royal Caribbean, Ambassador, Virgin Voyages, Fred Olsen and anything else that floats past Southampton — this is where we dissect it. Main reviews. Dining breakdowns. Entertainment verdicts. Gym & Fitness deep dives. Every bar. Ten Loves / Ten Hates / Ten improvements. And the occasional cruise-culture rant that makes Hyacinth nervous. I cruise every month. I pay for it myself. I’m not for sale. I say what I actually think. New videos twice a week. If you like ships, strong opinions, and humour that occasionally alarms relatives… welcome.
We’ve analysed 68 of 80 videos so far.
Solid sample of Tom Cruisetube's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20262677%20 of 26100%20 of 20
- 20255096%48 of 50100%48 of 48
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Tom Cruisetube.
Visit Take Five for a jazz bar experience, but avoid sitting near the casino doors if sensitive to smoke.
Use International Cafe for late-night snacks when the buffet is closed.
Head to Wake View Bar for a quiet evening spot with snacks.
Station crew at hand wash stations to enforce hygiene.
Move the sweet shop next to the cinema for guest convenience.
Make one MDR traditional dining for routine and socializing.
Turn Limelight Club into an included, bookable venue to fill it.
Order the chilled shellfish platter for two even if dining solo, as it's a fun challenge.
Videos (68)
10:14ReviewVirgin Voyages Comedy Festival – Every Hit & Every Miss on Scarlet Lady
34:02ReviewScarlet Lady Review – Virgin Voyages: Better Than Feared, Worse Than Hoped & Exactly What It Cost
10:15TipsQM2 Gym Tour & Healthy Eating Guide
12:48TipsTen Cruise Passenger Stereotypes - Which One Are You?
13:22VlogAurora Tales – Shocking Cruise Ship Stories From Working Onboard
15:50CompareCunard vs P&O – QM2, Iona, Queen Anne, Britannia… Who Wins?
16:27ReviewQM2 Dining Review – Every Restaurant, Every Bite on Queen Mary 2
10:08CompareIf Cruise Lines Were Women I’ve Dated - Cunard, Virgin Voyages, P&O, MSC & More
12:21ReviewQM2 Speed Review – 10 Loves, 10 Hates & What Other Channels Won’t Say
12:56VlogAurora Tales: What It’s REALLY Like Working On A Cruise Ship
8:01TourP&O Arcadia Gym Tour & Healthy Eating
8:05ReviewAre YOU Too Common For Cunard? The Truth About Traditional Cruises!
0:53CompareIf Fred Olsen Was A Movie Star... Who Would It Be?
34:21ReviewQM2 Full Review - Is Cunard Queen Mary 2 Still The King?
6:27Tips10 Cruise Tips Every First-Timer NEEDS to Know
11:03Tips10 Cruisetubers I Always Watch... plus gratuity...
8:02ReviewP&O Arcadia Fast Review – Will You Love It or Hate It?
10:05CompareIf Cruise Ships Were Movie Stars – P&O, Cunard, MSC, Royal Caribbean & More
10:04ReviewP&O Arcadia - 10 Things I Loved & 10 Things I Hated!
26:54ReviewP&O Arcadia Review – What I Did, What I Ate, What It Cost!